Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
June is one of those months where there isn't much happening
as far as established reasons to party except for Father's Day
and weddings. Here's the list to get you through the rest of the
month.
1 Dare Day
2 National Bubba Day
3 Repeat Day
4 Applesauce Cake Day
4 Hug Your Cat Day
4 Old Maid's Day
5 World Environment Day
6 National Doughnut Day
6 National Gardening Exercise Day
6 National Yo-Yo Day
7 National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8 Best Friends Day
8 Name Your Poison Day
9 Donald Duck Day
10 Iced Tea Day
11 Hug Holiday
12 Red Rose Day
13 Blame Someone Else Day
13 Sewing Machine Day
14 Flag Day
15 Smile Power Day
16 Fresh Veggies Day
17 Eat Your Vegetables Day
17 World Juggler's Day
18 Go Fishing Day
18 International Panic Day
18 National Splurge Day
19 World Sauntering Day
20 Ice Cream Soda Day
21 Summer Solstice
21 Go Skate Day
21 National Hollerin' Contest Day
22 National Chocolate Eclair Day
23 National Columnists Day
23 National Pink Day
23 Take Your Dog to Work Day
24 Swim a Lap Day
25 Log Cabin Day
25 National Catfish Day
26 Beautician's Day
26 Forgiveness Day
27 Paul Bunyan Day
27 Sun Glasses Day
28 Insurance Awareness Day
29 Camera Day
29 Waffle Iron Day
30 Meteor Day
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He
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Random Chips
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A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her
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"Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after
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If I were a cowboy
I'd eat lots of beans.
I'd do lots-o-cussin'
And wear skintight jeans,
Suede boots with high heels
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And a ten gallon stetson
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Parting Chips
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Little Johnny was walking home from school one day with his friend
Bob
and he was really upset.
"What's wrong?" asked Bob.
Johnny replied, "I got all fuckin' "F's" on my fuckin' report card."
"Oh boy, how did you manage that?" Bob asked.
"I don't know," said Johnny "all the teachers said something about
my
fuckin' inappropriate language."
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An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning
eighty
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just
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1610
North Carolina
The landing went pretty well. The DC-3 taxied right up to the gas
station.
Rudy: Filler up please!
Attendant: Yes sir rebob!
Later...
Attendant: That will be one thousand eight hundred and sixteen
dollars
and forty five cents.
Rudy: Ah how much do I have here?
Attendant: You are about one thousand and six hundred dollars
short.
Rudy: Okay, I will be right back.
Rudy goes into the plane.
Rudy: We have a problem. The attendant needs more money for the
gas. The racing company will pay you back after we turn in the
receipts
but we need to pay this guy now. Can we get your credit card Tami?
Tami: How much?
Rudy: Only about one thousand and six hundred dollars.
Thud!
Rob: Smelling salts please.
Rob: Sure here is her card, just sign her name. Get the receipt
and
we will get re-payed later right?
Rudy: Sure thing.
The plane takes off and heads over the Atlantic.
Tami: Will this plane make it across the ocean on the amount of
fuel?
Katie: Sandi is smart with numbers and she figured out the weights,
fuel and such and said we should have enough to make it and have
fuel for and extra six miles.
Thud!
To be continued
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