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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
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Today is Flag Day in the United States and the President is required
to issue a proclamation. This is the 2009 proclamation:
FLAG DAY AND NATIONAL FLAG WEEK, 2009
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BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION
In the midst of a war for our Nation's independence, on June 14,
1777, the Second Continental Congress adopted a flag as a symbol of
our fledgling Union. The Congress resolved that the flag be
"thirteen stripes, alternate red and white; that the union be
thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new
constellation.
a compass bearing toward equality and justice for all.
Our flag's journey has been long. It has seen our Nation through war
and peace, triumph and tragedy. It flew above the walls of Fort
Sumter, South Carolina, at the outset of the Civil War. It stood on
Mount Suribachi on the island of Iwo Jima during World War II.
During the Civil Rights Movement, determined protesters on the
streets of Selma, Alabama, proudly displayed its colors. Following
the attacks of September 11, 2001, Old Glory flew over the
southwestern wall of the Pentagon and the rubble of the World Trade
Center. Today, the men and women of the United States Armed Forces
bear our flag as they serve bravely around the world.
The flag is still more than a historical symbol: it is part of our
culture. In our schools children pledge allegiance to our flag and
recite the ideals upon which our Nation was founded. Families sit on
their front porches under a billowing Stars and Stripes. And each
day as the flag is raised above military installations and
government buildings, we are reminded of the great sacrifices that
have been made in defense of our Nation.
The Stars and Stripes tells our Nation's story and embodies its
highest ideals. Its display reminds us of America's promise and
guides us toward a brighter tomorrow.
To commemorate the adoption of our flag, the Congress, by joint
resolution approved August 3, 1949, as amended (63 Stat. 492),
designated June 14 of each year as "Flag Day" and requested the
President to issue an annual proclamation calling for a national
observance and for the display of the flag of the United States on
all Federal Government buildings. In a second joint resolution
approved June 9, 1966, as amended (80 Stat. 194), the Congress
requested the President to issue annually a proclamation designating
the week during which June 14 falls as "National Flag Week" and
called upon all citizens of the United States to display the flag
during that week.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of
America, do hereby proclaim June 14, 2009, as Flag Day and the week
beginning June 14, 2009, as National Flag Week. I direct the
appropriate officials to display the flag of the United States on
all Federal Government buildings during the week, and I urge all
Americans to observe Flag Day and National Flag Week by flying the
Stars and Stripes at their homes and other suitable places. I also
call upon the people of the United States to observe with pride and
all due ceremony those days from Flag Day through Independence Day,
set aside by the Congress (89 Stat. 211) as a time to honor America,
celebrate our heritage in public gatherings and activities, and
recite publicly the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United
States of America.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this eleventh day of
June, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the
Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and
thirty-third.
BARACK OBAMA
buffalo says President Obama also issued the following proclamation.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of
America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution
and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the
people of the United States to turn back discrimination and
prejudice everywhere it exists.
I think that it was great that we have three weeks to honor the flag
but it
does seem a little unequal that he lets people celebrate being gay
for
a whole month.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1622
The Morning Routine
BJ gets his shower, gets dressed. He goes to the door to get Rudy.
Rudy is laying down by the front door.
BJ: Come on in Rudy.
Rudy: Don't want to.
BJ: First you don't want to go out, now you don't want to come in
what's the deal?
Rudy: I am tired.
BJ: Good grief.
BJ goes outside and grabs Rudy by the collar and drags him inside.
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BJ: Monsters I have created Monsters.
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BJ goes outside to look for Katie who is standing behind the cars.
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Katie: Not without a car ride. You know the rules, you signed the
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