THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or
fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful
of words and do not know a thing.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803 - 1882
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
'Cell phone elbow'
becoming common
What can you do to alleviate the
symptoms?
Updated: Tuesday, 02 Jun 2009, 2:44 PM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 02 Jun 2009, 2:34 PM EDT
By LILY FU, Special Contributor
UNDATED - As computers became more prevalent in our daily lives,
doctors saw more instances of carpal tunnel syndrome. Now they're
seeing more cases of cubital tunnel syndrome , otherwise known as
"cell phone elbow." Cell phone elbow is caused by prolonged flexing
of the elbow during long phone conversations. The ulnar nerve --
the same one responsible for that tingling feeling you get from
hitting your funny bone -- is compressed, causing numbness
down the forearm and hand.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. People used to talk about
tennis elbow. and so forth. Now the new thing to talk about is cell
phone elbow. well, I don't really have a problem with that. I do not
use the cell phone all that much. Know what I do have a problem with,
tho? I'm really having a problem with "computer butt."
You're going to have to use your imagination on that one. I do not
have a camera on my cell phone to show you. I'm sure you are counting
your blessings now, right? :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
don't think of me as your stepdad
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wife wants sex
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getting old
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ask me to change
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emergency relief
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3 girls?
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402 error
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read instructions
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Karate referee gets clobbered
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5644.html
my dog pissed in my shoes
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baby drinks from hose
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you look like a dick to me
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how I'm going to do it
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Te ch support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the
police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba. "We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
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Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of
the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mommy what's that?"
Somewhat flustered she quickly replies: "Well dear that is my sponge."
Content with her answer off he goes.
Later he runs into the livingroom and asks "Mommy may I play with your sponge?"
Again his mother is flustered and quickly states "Why, no you may not, I lost it."
O.K. this pacifies him and back out to play.
Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mommy I found the sponge,
I found the sponge."
Confused the mother asks "You did and where did you find it?"
Johnny proudly stated "The maid is got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells
condoms. "Yes we do," he answers. "What size would you like?"
She replies, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone
right now."
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Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car when winter
hit with all its fury. "I wonder if the car has seat warmers,"
Ruth wondered.
"It sure does," said Sam, looking through the owner's manual.
"Here it is...rear defrosters."
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Garfield - Wanking
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001651.html
Do Not Judge Too Quickly #5
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001652.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Nostradamus: The Last Prophecy
http://tinyurl.com/lx2rj7
Elite Corps Afghanistan
http://tinyurl.com/knhmo2
Killer Elephant
http://tinyurl.com/db35w9
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BUFFALO Bill
Midgey
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abjhuh.htm
Momma Is Santa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agfrtt.htm
Morning Peepers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgff.htm
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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