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Even though it seems at times like we have bypassed Spring
and went back to winter, I felt last night was time for a good
old-fashioned Spring Party. I invited the daughter and a nephew
and one other person showed up. They should have known that
when buffalo has a party it means work. Under my supervision,
I got the kitchen painted, the tub caulked, and some screens
replaced. The party only lasted four hours, but they did a real
good job. I managed to get all four burners working on the stove
and even though it isn't completely clean it looks a lot better.
Sandy appreciated the help, she was busy putting the house
back together after a visit from Eva for two days. Eva is just like
her mom was, she isn't ready to play until she has dumped
every toy on the floor.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1618

Confrontation

The day passes and the arrangements are made.

Paddy: Okay Sandi, here is what I have for you, my short lance with
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Sandi: Thank you Paddy.

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Rudy: Can we have a steak?

Sandi: How about a nap?

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Katie peeks around from a bush: I saw it to, good job.

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