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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When you let the little problems get you down,
then you give the big problems the power to
overwhelm you. When you constantly complain
about things that don't really matter, you
compromise your ability to successfully handle
the things that do matter. Whenever your day
gets interrupted by an unexpected annoyance,
you have a choice to make. You can let it
poison your whole attitude, or you can actually
use it to make you more positive and powerful.
Decide to laugh at the little problems, and to
see each one as an opportunity for growth.
Every minor annoyance that you quickly and
successfully handle will strengthen your
confidence. That strong confidence will be
extremely valuable when a major problem comes
along. Even more importantly, that same confidence
enables you to reach whatever goals you set
for yourself. If you're already in the habit
of moving forward through the little
challenges, that momentum will serve you well
when the big challenges arrive. Every small
problem provides you with a way to increase
your positive momentum. A day that is filled
with little annoyances is a day that is rich
with opportunities for real and lasting growth.
Welcome those opportunities with a smile,
and one by one they
will make you stronger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped
her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said.
"The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No," he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No," she said.
"Good," he answered, "Let me show you the front pew."
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A new, inexperienced waitress said she was concerned about
being able to carry the heavy trays and serve from them. A co-
worker explained that there were tray stands placed throughout
the restaurant.
The nervous beginner served all her lunches successfully and
afterward asked a table of two if everything had been all right.
"It was fine, honey," replied one man, "but my friend and I have
to leave now. Could he please have his walker back?"
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Three elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing
what the meanest animal in the world was.
The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a
Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone."
The second shook his head and said "Nah, hippo may be mean,
but ain't nothing meaner than an alligator. He got a big mouth
and all them teeth, snap, one bite, ha, one swallow, you gone."
The third gentleman sat for a moment, and finally he spoke
and said, " No sir, the meanest animal in the world is a hippagator."
The other two in disbelief inquired as to what in the world
is a hippagator, believing there was no such animal.
The gentleman slowly began to explain, " A hippagator got a
hippo head on one end, and an 'gator head on the other".
"WAIT" interrupted the others, "If he has a head on both ends, How does he shit?"
The reply was simply," He don't, that's what makes him so mean"!
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The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader
and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points!
"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned,
"name two of Santa's reindeer."
The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief,
gratified that he had drawn such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" he said confidently, "and, ...Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign
above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded
into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll
accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'"
"You know," the man circled his hand forward impatiently and
began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very
shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed.
"Olive, the other reindeer
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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