THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
FREE TELE CONFERENCE
Hard Times Millionaire
"25 Year Old Builds Multi-Million Dollar Empire IN A RECESSION..."
Tonight I'll show you a system that can work for you.
Even in this economy.
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You cannot tailor-make the situations in life,
but you can tailor-make the attitudes
to fit those situations."
Zig Ziglar
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The face of Holly wood is a changin this
week as we say good by to great entertainers
like Ed Mcmann, and Farrah Fawcette, of
Charlie's Angels fame. Notably, there has not
been a great crop of replacements coming
thru the ranks and Hollywood has not produced
a great deal of talent in recent years. Films
and tv shows rely these days on computer generated
graphics to wow their viewers, instead of
quality acting and etc. Most notable perhaps
this week was the death of Michael Jackson, an
entertainer, who, arguably,was one of the most talented in
recent history, certainly in the pop music field.
You may have heard that old joke about him.
He is the perfect example of how you can be
anything you want in America. He is the only
poor black child who grew up to be a rich white
woman. But on a more serious note, his death
generates many legal questions. Will his estate
go to his children? if so, will his ex wife get
custody? or the childrens' long time nanny?
Other questions remain for the family.
With all the plastic surgery he had,
they don't know wether to have a funeral
or a tupperware party!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
AAA
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superman and the terrorist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i061.html
critics corner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i062.html
the remote
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i063.html
axis of evil
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playing around
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reading on the throne
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a big job
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
look cool
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the stripper
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a little cream in your coffee
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magic
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cats
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treadmill in the hood
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An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a
while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-
woman she sees and asks:
"Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He's got a big-a belly and
a-lotsa of curly black hair?"
The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband. So the
Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman:
"Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and
a-lotsa of curly black hair?"
"No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband."
The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask:
"Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and
a-lotsa of curly black hair?"
The saleswoman answers: "Yes I saw him, he ran out of here
lickety split."
To which the Italian woman answers: "No, no, no, that's not-a my
Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the boobs but he no lickety
split!"
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My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son,
Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.
"Hey dad," announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?"
"No."
"Come on, dad. You have to meet them!"
"Some other time. I'm busy."
"Dad, you have to meet them now!"
From the urgency in Billy's voice, I assumed the neighbors
were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the
front of the house. No one was there.
"Where are they?" I asked.
"Well, dad," he explained, "we haven't met them yet either,
but our football is in their living room!"
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The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken
for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing
notes to communicate with their frustrated customers.
One day a sweet elderly lady who came to the drive-in every
week pulled up to the window, leaned out, and smacked the
glass in front of the teller's face.
"I hope this is bulletproof," she yelled.
There had just been a robbery at another bank nearby,
so the teller was touched by her concern.
"It is," the teller yelled back.
"Good," she continued, "because someone is going to shoot
you if you don't get that blasted speaker fixed!"
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At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of
the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom,
you should say something nice to him."
The father, a grocery store manager, took the advice. During
the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride's hand on his
son-in-law's arm and said, "No deposit, no return."
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A group of women were talking together. One woman said, "Our congregation
is sometimes down to 30 or 40 on a Sunday."
Another said, "That's nothing. Sometimes our congregation is down to six
or seven."
A maiden lady in her seventies added her bit, "Why, it's so bad in our
church on Sundays that when the minister says 'dearly beloved,' it makes me
blush."
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BUFFALO Bill
An Intellectual Blonde
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Asking For Directions
http://www.buffaloschips.com/qiwiopq.htm
Baby & Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sshssm.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Redneck Safety Lock
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Beertender
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Azkend
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Battlefield Assault
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Heli Attack 3
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postman
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