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get there much more quickly than we otherwise would.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I got a little ambition yesterday morning and
decided that I would install the new printer I
got with Barney, my new computer. Printers and I
have never gotten along very well. In fact, the
last one I bought, back in 1995, when I got it
out of the box, I knocked a bottle of pop over
it and christened it good and proper. But that
was several years ago, and another story.
Anyways, this time, I got one of those 3 in
1 thingies from Canon when I brought Barny home.
After hearing me mumble and a couple other things for
about five minutes, the war department stuck her head
in the door and asked what's wrong. I explained that
I couldn't figure out how to install the cartridges,
and then walked away from it for a couple minutes. When
I came back, I'd found that she had put them in. I looked
at her with one of those, "how did you figure that out"
looks. She just smiled and said, "It some times pays to
read the directions." Anyways, got everything put together,
fired up Barny the computer, and nope. as I figgered,
winders vista wouldn't detect the new hardware. Muttering
loudly, I wondered what was up. Checked all the connections,
etc. What's wrong? And then I realized, hey, you gotta
turn the power button on if you want it to work. Amazing
how those things work huh? :)
Anyways, inspite of a little bit of operator error, the
new printer fired up just fine and I'm a happy camper:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h011.html
logic of a woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h010.html
the appointment didn't go so well
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h012.html
marriage penalty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h013.html
I would like...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h014.html
oral sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h015.html
casual sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h016.html
measuring up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h017.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
one day at the game
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get your own beer
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Christmas discovery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5712.html
a parrot
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are you stuck?
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mancards
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"Say," said the recently married player in his usual confidential tone,
"there are a lot of hot women at this party. If I find a chick
who's ready, would you mind if I used your extra bedroom for a little
quick in-&-out in-&-out?"
"Not at all," replied the gracious host, "but what about your wife?"
"Nothing to worry about," said the operator. "I'll only be gone a few
minutes and she'll never miss me."
"No, I'm sure she won't miss you," agreed the host, "but thirty minutes
ago she borrowed the extra bedroom."
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Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from
Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap
secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I
always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children,
and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't
I done to make you happy?"
Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best
wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You
don't moan when we have sex!"
Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running
around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too,
can moan during sex!"
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the
sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan
now?" "No not yet."
Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan
now?" "No, I'll tell you when!"
He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time
for me to moan, Morris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when."
Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax,
Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!"
"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"
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An employee of USAir by the name of James Gay boarded a US Air
flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down,
someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment,
so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat.
Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the
US Air employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat,
you have to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full
and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original
seat of Mr. Gay and said to the man now sitting there,
"Excuse me, are you Gay?"
The man, somewhat stunned, said,
"Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!"
The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane."
At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, (and was
rather amused) jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake I'm Gay!"
Finally, another man jumped up and said,
"Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off!"
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The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an
unusually long time to place his order.
When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his
girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn't decide whether to give her
a dozen roses or 19 roses -- one for each year of her life.
The woman put aside her business judgment and advised, "She may be
your 19-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your
50-year-old wife."
The young man bought a dozen roses.
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Roy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye. "What happened to
you?" asked his wife."
"I had a terrible day," replies Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager
said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge
erection. Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big
naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it
with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black eye?"
Roy: "Wrong room."
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BUFFALO Bill
Tricky Chick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeew.htm
Vizella
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdfrrr.htm
Water park
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtyyt.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Vinnie's Shooting Yard
http://tinyurl.com/chp5ck
Pregnant Goldfish
http://tinyurl.com/cw9zqk
Mystery Legends: Sleepy Hollow
http://tinyurl.com/kvdelv
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Microsoft And Mac
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No Shit - Sure Lock
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001682.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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