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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

The fans are off again and the windows closed. Rain is expected
for the next week and highs will be in the sixties and lower
seventies
while that is happening. Good for sleeping, bad for camping and
the beach. This is also the biggest tourist days of the summer and
the price of gas has dropped another nickel since last week so
it may be a good time to get away from that hot, humid weather you
have and come do some sightseeing up north.

Rain is good for sleeping, unfortunately it is not great for baling
hay.
The timothy is a little on the young side right now so it is
possible
to wait a week to start baling but every day after that the hay
starts
to lose moisture and food value and there is more breakage as it
goes through the baler, leaving hay in the field. It takes two days
from cutting to baling even with crimping and if it gets rained on
in
between the hay turns brown instead of bright green and the value
goes down. With the high cost of gas it is not long before you are
losing money.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asked
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"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined
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Church Chips
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One Sunday after church Sven meets Ole in the parking lot and
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Ole says "Vell, ya know how hot it's been lately?"

Sven listening with a worried look says "Ya".

Ole says "Vell, vee ver sitting in church and ven vee stood up to
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da hymn the lady in front of me had her dress stuck between her
buuns,
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The next week, Sven and Ole meet up in the church parking lot on
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morning but this time Ole's other eye is swelled up and black while
the
original shiner is healing. This time Sven, even more concerned says
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So Ole says "Vell, ya know how hot it's been lately?"

Sven, shaking his head says "Ya".

Ole says "Vell, vee ver sitting in church and ven vee stood up to
sing
da hymn the lady in front of me had her dress stuck between her
buuns
and den da fella next to me, he pulled it out and, of course, I
stuck it
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A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the
maid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told
the
maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's
room,
switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the
bed. Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure
opened
the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her. After a few
passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and
asked,
"Surprised?" "I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran
into
her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring then
said,
"Isn't h aving nine babies a little much?" "Well," she said, "I
don't
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Bill staggered into the house at two o'clock in the
morning. As he entered his bedroom, he found another
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His wife pushed the man off her and demanded to know
where Bill had been until two o'clock in he morning.

Bill looked at his wife's lover and demanded, "Who in
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The wife responded, "Don't go changing the subject!
Where in the hell have you been so late?"

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ya"
she promised. "Ya just do your part and make sure ya wear one of
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at that, the madam took a condom out of a drawer, unwrapped it, and
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Bobby,
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dashed
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#$^%
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Limerick Chips
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One day, in a glass,
He saw the hole of his ass,
And then broke his neck trying to fuck it.
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A soi-disant Mynheer Professor
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But they were only doing the dysius.

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Parting Chips
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Bonus Chip
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Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the
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Johnny
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Mommy, seeing the huge penis, turns bright red and says, "Oh, that's
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1634

Home Again

With all aboard, the plane taxied down the runway and took off.

Rob: See Tami we made it quite fine.

Tami is smiling.

Rob: Why are you smiling so?

Tami: Because the rest of my shoe order is on your ship.

Rob: What?

Tami: Yes, I had to have the fawn-colored black shoes and the
pearl colored black pair, along with the other eight hundred and so
pair after all they were on sale.

Rudy: Does that mean the sales lady retired?

Tami: Frumpt!

Katie: I need some smelling salts for Rob!

later....

Rudy: We are approaching the KSR airport.

Tami: Where is it?

Katie: See down there, the three doghouses..

Tami: That patch of grass?

Rudy: We have landed there without incident three of four times.

Tami: Ack!

To be continued

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