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All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Steady rain falls here in beautiful West Michigan.
It is a warm morning, still, with no breeze. I was out
sitting on the front porch this morning with my coffee.
Watching all the neighbors going to work. And I love to
watch the rain. When I was a kid, my dad and I would go
out to the "machine shed". during a rain. That was the
building we used to store tractors, equipment, and etc.
When it rained, he and I would grab a couple of metal pails,
turn em upside down, and sit down for hours, watching it
fall. It also happened to "be out of eyeshot" of the house.
And since the building had a metal roof, it was always
pleasant to listen to the raindrops.
Momma always had a list of stuff to do and when it rained,
farmwork came to a halt, so it kept daddy out of the to do
list, but not out of trouble. He would sneak me a Lucky strike
or a pull off his Redman. I thought the redman was great
until one day I managed to swallow, instead of spit. It cured me
of the habit real good. Unfortunately, its too bad something
similar did not happen with the Lucky Strikes.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
its amazing
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are you sure
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nonsense
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a bad day
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another bad day
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paying attention
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a perfectionist
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complaints
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crucial
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
is your cell phone reliable?
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Eli the accountant
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wake up Europe
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New Zealand
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stuck
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dance moves
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A husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
"Listen honey, just for old time's sake, why don't we have
a leisurely dinner, share a few glasses of fine wine, go
to my apartment and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "There you go! - You haven't changed a bit"
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The judge passed the bailiff a note: "Blind on right side may be
falling. Please call someone."
The bailiff rushed out of the room. Minutes later the paramedics
arrived asking for the stroke victim.
Pointing to a sagging Venetian blind on the right side of the room
the judge said to the bailiff "I was thinking someone from building maintenance ..."
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Johnny came over to Mary Sue's house.
They got bored and decided to play "Doctor".
Mary's mom walked in, and to her horror, Johnny was giving Mary Sue oral sex.
Her mom said, "Mary, when your daddy gets home, you're gonna get a good lickin!"
Mary's response was, "But Johnny has been doing that all day!"
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A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, he could talk like an
adult. When he was two, he could read anything. When he was three,
he could do advanced calculus. When he was four, he could predict
the future. One day, he made three predictions: "One year from today,
I will die. Two years from today, my mother will die. Three years
from today, my father will die."
Sure enough, a year later the young boy died.
The father, getting the picture in a big way, loaded up his wife
with a million dollars in life insurance. A year later she died.
The father collected the million dollar insurance benefit, and,
figuring he only had a year before his own death, went on a
364-day binge. Fast cars! Faster women! Exotic vacations!
Flings with supermodels! His timing was perfect, for on the 364th
day, he blew the last penny on a Blue Sapphire martini and an exotic
dancer with a taste for overpriced champagne and sexy lingerie!!!
At midnight, he toasted himself, "What a way to go," and slipped off
into what he assumed would be his *big* sleep.
To his amazement, he woke up the next morning... He thought he had
cheated death! He was invincible!
But then the exotic dancer with whom he'd spend the night broke the news...
"Honey, better come quick, the pool boy's dead."
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A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble
so he went to the doctor and asked: "what are the chances of my
recovering doctor?" The doctor replied, "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died."
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a
fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this
day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
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BUFFALO Bill
Wishing Well
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Internet Cyber
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Ah L'Amour
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Poker Superstars III
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Shooter
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Rise of Atlantis
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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