THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Sex is like a petrol station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.  Choose your favorite cola and get a $100 Visa(R) Gift Card FREE! Refresh your day the cola way…take the cola challenge! Tell us which cola you prefer Coke(R) or Pepsi(R) and you'll receive a $100 Visa(R) Gift Card FREE! http://www.thepostm  Congratulations! You have been selected to receive a FREE Honda(R) Metropolitan( the streets on this NEW trendy scooter! This $1,899 Value is yours free for a limited time!  Check out the hottest new Rachael Ray Cookware Set on the market!! It could be yours free! We'll take care of the bill once you complete our short survey. http://www.thepostm  Get SNACKWELL'S Devil's Food Cookie Cakes • 12 BOXES FREE*! Indulge your sweet tooth without the worry! SNACKWELL'S Devil Food Cookie Cakes are ONLY 50 CALORIES per serving - and without compromising great taste. Made with rich cocoa surrounded by a layer of crème and covered in chocolate, SNACKWELL'S Devil Food Cookie Cakes are a devilishly delicious treat! http://www.thepostm Memories we treasure We want them all to stay Whatever roads we travel They seem to always say Many years a journey Upon these roads we crossed Spirits of the old times Forever in our thoughts Seems like it was yesterday That precious times went by Though now we can envision The years that seemed to fly Hear the laughter echo With times within the past Journey with a purpose Always they will last Treasures live forever In life they always say Close your eyes remember These times won't fade away. FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF THE POSTMAN'S CORNER It was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English weather.' In order to avoid offending a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim weather.' In other words - 'partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.' One thing before we get into the jokes, I want to make sure you know about My friend, Papa Thorn. This old geezer has been around the net longer than I have, and he publishes a FREE joke rag called Able to laff. If you like THE POSTMAN'S CORNER I'm gonna suggest you get on over and sign up for his page too:) Are you Able2Laugh? If so...go here for all your Naughty humor needs. For a full Adult Humor Magazine with Jokes, toons, NEW humor, News, games, vids, fun links...and more! Just a quick mail to here...will get you laughing soon! Able2Laugh-subscrib You may note that I will also be carrying a few of his links from his website every day in the guest editors section at the bottom, along with Lorraine and Buffalo Bill. hope you like them! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman The Comics hospital food http://www.thepostm All I am saying http://www.thepostm 101 ways to beg for sex http://www.thepostm health issues http://www.thepostm reboot the puter http://www.thepostm how to identify boring sex http://www.thepostm energy crisis http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES DNA test http://www.thepostm They are Indian http://www.thepostm smelly sneakers http://www.thepostm slippery road http://www.thepostm parking loser http://www.thepostm lets play ball http://www.thepostm  A kitty and a rooster held a race. They reached a stream. The cat said to the rooster, "I'm not jumping that -- you KNOW cats hate getting wet!" The rooster replied, "Don't be a chicken -- just back up and take a flying leap!" The cat tried, and landed in the middle of the stream. The rooster smiled contentedly. "What's so bloody funny?" asked the cat. The rooster answered, "Well, NOTHING pleases a cock more'n seeing a wet pussy!!" ____________ A guy says to the bartender, "A glass of your finest Less, please.""Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink Less." ___________ This young couple had only been married for one night when the blonde bride went to the doctor to say, "This is my second day of marriage, and there is something that bothers me." Doctor: "What is it?" Blonde Bride: "Well, during sex I feel his dick touch my kidneys." Doctor: "Just send in your groom, and I will cut a couple of inches off and hopefully it will not reach your kidneys." Blonde Bride: "No, I want you to remove my kidneys instead." ____________ The Truth Behind Men's Phrases "Haven't I seen you before?" "Nice ass." "I'm a Romantic." "I'm poor." "I need you." "My hand is tired." "I am different from all the other guys." "I am not circumcised. " "I want a commitment." "I'm sick of masturbation. " "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." "I really want to get to know you better." "So I can tell my friends about it." "It's just orange juice, try it." "Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." "I don't know if I like her." "She won't sleep with me." ____________ How long you been working here?Every since the boss threatened to fire me. 1st little boy: Are you coming out to play? 2nd little boy: No. I've got to help dad with my homework. An example of non-sense.An elephant hanging over a cliff with his/her tail wrapped around a daisy. (Don't ask me why he/she was a doing there to begin with.) I hear that fish is a brain-food.It is! I eat it all the time.And that folks is another theory disproved. ____________ When It's Okay To Fart In Public: In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sure it's a silent one. In a bathroom. In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things. In an empty elevator before you get off. Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become unoccupied. In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work. While parachuting. While scuba diving. _______ Buffalo Bill Old Joke Keeps Getting Funnier http://tinyurl. Blood Suckers http://tinyurl. PAPA THORN a fork http://able2laff. the movies http://able2laff. Steelers Cheerleader http://able2laff. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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