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It was the perfect summer shower. it would have been a great morning simply to roll over in bed, and enjoy the warmth of the covers. But alas, perhaps it was a tribute to my own foolishness. I do not know. But I decided to go for a ride on the cycle in the rain. Dumb you say? perhaps. But it was pleasurable in a lazy sort of way. ever walk through the rain on a hot summer morning? Well, I'm not so sure this was so much fun, but I did enjoy it. Probably don't have to take a shower now. lol. Anyways, are you cooped up in the house with uncooperative weather this morning? Maybe you need a little something to do. If so, perhaps you can help me out. The Publishers are asking me to help them out on a couple of surveys. One of them is on the use of tobacco, the other is concerned with your favorite soft drink. If one or two of you could take the time to help out and fill out maybe one or both of them that will help me out tremendously. I'll get a little credit towards the cost of running this little daily enterprise and it will keep The Postman's Corner FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT!!!  Receive a FREE* $100 restaurant gift card of your choice or $100 worth Coke® or Pepsi® http://www.thepostm  When it comes to cigarette smoke, we want to know what consumers prefer. Do you carry Camels? Are you a Marlboro Man? Or do you choose to be smoke and cigarette-free? Take our quick Tobacco Survey & Get a $100 Visa Gift Card as a thank you for your time! Use your $100 however you want, on anything you want, anytime you want! Must be 21 or older to vote. http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS edible http://www.thepostm a man's first happy moments http://www.thepostm the question http://www.thepostm polish rowing team http://www.thepostm knock knock http://www.thepostm rumors http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES cookie rehab http://www.thepostm fantasy football http://www.thepostm who's your daddy http://www.thepostm Ravenstoke Alasak http://www.thepostm the wood spider http://www.thepostm dog havin fun http://www.thepostm the three stooges http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS five rules to be happy http://www.thepostm unemployed without an email address http://www.thepostm Japan http://www.thepostm Counsel: But you were able to see his penis? Witness: I saw the shape of it like a shadow. That's how I saw him, too. Counsel: Well, I want to try to determine whether he was... whether the assailant's penis was circumcised or not. Let me ask you this. Do you know what a German helmet looks like? Witness: (No response). Counsel: Do you know what a foreskin is? Witness: (Witness shakes head back and forth). Counsel: I will draw a diagram and ask you to compare what it looks like. Okay? Witness: (Nods up and down). Counsel: (Draws pictures). The Court: It's obvious that art was not one of your major subjects, counsel. Counsel: (To witness) Did it look like it was wearing a German helmet or a turtleneck sweater? ____________ Big Busted Women... -> can get a taxi on the worst days -> have a neat place to carry spare change -> make jogging a spectator sport -> can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub -> have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) -> usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie -> always float better -> know where to look first for lost earrings -> rarely lack for a slow dance partner -> have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner ____________ Small Busted Women... -> don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public -> always look younger -> find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap -> can always see their toes and shoes -> can sleep on their stomachs -> have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars -> know that people can read the entire message on their t-> shirts -> know that everything more than a handful is wasted -> can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle -> can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out ____________ Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?" "My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp." "You wake up at six o'clock?" "Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours." ____________ A woman's 40th birthday approached, and her husband, who was a year younger, was doing his best to rub it in. Trying to figure out what all the teasing was about, their young daughter asked her mother, "How old is Daddy?" "Thirty-nine, "And how old will you be?" she asked. "Forty," said Mom, sadly. "Don't be sad Mommy," exclaimed the little girl, "you're winning!" ____________ Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman! ~ "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl!" ~ "I finished the ice cream." ~ "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." ~ "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby.." ~ "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" ~ "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." ~ "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" ~ "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" ~ "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" ~ "Get your own ice cream." Buffalo Bill Lighting Farts http://www.buffalos Feed The Cat http://www.buffalos Fun pages from Lorraine The Incredibles Game http://tinyurl. Unconditional Love Terminated http://tinyurl. Puppy Love http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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