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NESTLE's put a fun, new, flavorful twist on the traditional Crunch Bar and it's making the masses say, 'YUM!'. What can be tastier than layers of crunchy wafers complimented by a chocolate cream coating and topped with crisped rice! http://www.thepostm I do not normally pass on virus warnings. Personally, I think most of them are bogus. And if you keep your virus protection up to date, there really is no reason for it. Specially if you use a little common sense and only download from places you trust. However there is an email alert you should be aware of. If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sarah Palin" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus. If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton," do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton. I really do not have a lot to tell you this morning. I confess I've been a little bored lately. There just doesn't seem to be a lot to do this week for some reason. In fact, I was so bored the other day, I decided to read the spam mail in my junk folder! I really learned some interesting things!I yawned at the mortgage refinance offers, snickered at the viagra deals, and etc. But there was one mail that really caught my eye. it was a do it yourself kit for only $19.95! what the heck, I can handle a 20...so I ordered it. And in just a couple of days, my cloning kit arrived via fed ex. you know what it was? I opened the box, and there was a note that said, "Go fuck yourself." We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS my number http://www.thepostm the swat team http://www.thepostm a wet dream http://www.thepostm Wall street http://www.thepostm Billy and mom's toys http://www.thepostm the natives http://www.thepostm Ever wonder what will happen if McCain wins the election this year?  Lets go to the movies light paint piano http://www.thepostm Super Mario rescues the princess http://www.thepostm Why Bob Marley should not have acted as his own attorney http://www.thepostm cabbie falls asleep http://www.thepostm lets have a ball http://www.thepostm Ghetto lovin- Summer nights grease parady http://www.thepostm A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double-glazing to the owner.Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman started into his banter.After she turned down his offer for double-glazing, his curiosity got the better of him and he asked how she came to acquire so many cars."Well," she said. "I make bets with gentlemen, they lose they give me their car." The salesman becoming more intrigued, asks, "What does the bet entail?"All they have to do is copy exactly what my son does." "Is that all? How old is your son?" "He's only seven." With this the salesman can't resist anymore. "OK, I'll bet you I can do exactly what your son can do and if you win you get my car, but what do I get?" "I'll buy your double glazing and give you a good time in my bedroom." The salesman agrees and the woman calls her son. "Right, Tommy I want you to put your hand up my blouse." Tommy puts his hand up his mother's blouse and the salesman does exactly the same. "Tommy, put your hand in my bra." Tommy puts his hand in his mother's bra and the salesman does exactly the same. "Tommy I want you to put your hand up my skirt." Tommy puts his hand up his mother's skirt and the salesman does exactly the same. "Now Tommy, I want you to bend your dick. The salesman hands her his keys. ____________ A lovely young thing entered the doctor's office on her lunch hour and addressed a young man in a white coat. "I've had a pain in my shoulder for a week. Can you help me?" "Lie down on this table," he said, "and I'll massage it for you." After a few minutes, the beauteous patient exclaimed, "Doctor, that isn't my shoulder!" The young man smiled and replied, "No, and I'm not a doctor, either." ____________ Bill asks a woman out on a date after meeting her in a bar. She says, "What kind of car do you drive?" Bill replies " A VW Bug." She scornfully says, "That's awfully small!" Bill replies, "Don't worry, I'm not going to screw you with the car." ____________ 87-year-old Ed is sitting at the bar of his local Senior Citizens Dance Club when in walks Mary. "What a beauty," he says to himself. Then he can't believe his luck when she walks over and starts chatting to him. It was love at first site for both of them. After dating for only a few weeks, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, they consummate their marriage with a long and passionate sexy romp. As soon as it ends, Mary notices that Ed is very quiet and still. She then realizes that her new husband has died just as he reached his climax. At Ed's funeral, one of Mary's friends comes over to her and says, "I was so shocked to hear the news, Mary. Whatever happened?" "Nothing much," Mary replies, "he came and he went ____________ friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged. "I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?!" ____________ In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance. "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?" "No, on the contrary ....". "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?". The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued." You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" "No, not really..." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?" The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why he never found out that Plato was shagging his wife. I see http://www.buffalosj Government 101 http://www.buffalos ____________ From Papa Thorn: Virginville http://tinyurl. Severe Pain in the Butt http://tinyurl. Man Marries Dog http://tinyurl. That's all folks! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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