Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Instead of my usual narrative I want to tell you about some friend's
lists that you might enjoy. I know that there are some of you out
there that want more material than I serve up in a day and I am
always happy to help.
First Lorraine from Lablaughs has been a friend for at least five
years and we have shared toons between our two sites. I admire the
fact that in spite of dealing with MS, teenagers, website problems,
computer problems and about anything else you can imagine she is
still in there mailing two great lists every day.
If you are in to good clean fun send a blank email to:
lablaughsclean-
If you are over 18 and enjoy mature jokes send a blank email to:
lablaughsadult-
Next is Dave who I met through Martin the Postman who has a list that
has a variety of jokes on it. Here is his ad:
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Subscribe to "Nuthin' But 'Net" and
receive 7 jokes a day, 7 days per week.
From "G" to "OMG!" Ratings, with mostly "X"
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Next is my friend Thorn and his list Able to Laugh which
has been around almost as long as my lists have. Once
again Thorn serves up a variety of material and interesting
sites to visit some of which cater to a more mature audience. If you
are not to easily shocked it is well worth the read.
To join send a blank email to :
Able2Laugh-subscrib
Last but not least anyone who misses reading the letters to the
buffalo and comments from the herd should try the Scuttlebutt.
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Vol 1431
Things
Katie: Father how is grammar doing these days?
BJ: Not very well Katherine. She is getting very forgetful.
Sometimes
she doesn't know me.
Katie: Hmm, that must be quite sad father.
BJ: Yes, but I know her Katie, that is why I go. I miss her though,
I miss
visiting with my mother.
Sandi: Maybe one of us could go with you. She always seems to perk
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when we are there.
BJ: Not a bad idea. I think when she doesn't respond to you
guys,,,then
that will be a very sad day.
Rudy: It should be my turn to go pops.
BJ: Maybe all three of you will go! How would that be?
Rudy: A-Roo!
Katie: I would love it!
Sandi: Count us in.
BJ: The other people in the nursing home would love it.
the herd in Guthrie
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