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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I knew the other night when I said it was ok to send your reflections
on 9-11 that few would respond. We lost our innocence, our security,
and a symbol of America that day. Just like those that have lost
close family members we tried to stay away from the
pain of that event and let healing take over and as the years passed
he thoughts and the memories have been walled away and we don't
talk about them much anymore.

I went back in our archives to Sept. 11, 2002 when we still
wanted to talk and perhaps make sense of what had happened.
I printed a separate scuttlebutt that day that was not part of the
chips because the response was so large. I am resending most
of that today separate from the chips so you can decide if you want
to read it. It is powerful, containing thought from some that have
moved on, some that have left the confines of this earth and others
that we hear from everyday. If your up to it get a cup of coffee and
give it a read.

BTW the instructions for flying the flag at half mast should have
said
from dawn to dusk as a few people pointed out.

Thank You.... buffalo

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Politician Chips
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The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said,
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just
don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by
the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for
one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by
the leg, shake the shit out of them & eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time
you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.'

Charlie

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Driving Chips
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1. If you're in the left lane, and everybody's passing you on the
right, that means you need to get the fuck out of the left lane,
genius.

2. If you stop to talk in the store, get your fat ass out of the
middle of the aisle. If you don't, and someone politely
says, "Excuse me" to get through, you have no right to look at them
like they just shit in your coffee.

3. Walk on the right side of the aisle. Works like a charm, just
like they taught you in kindergarten.

4. If you're stuck in a line of cars behind someone who needs to read
rule number one above, but you're not the poor slob right behind the
asshole, tailgating, flashing your high-beams, hitting the horn or
giving the finger will not help. The poor slob that's in front of
you can't go any faster than the shithead in front of him. Chill the
fuck out.

5. Hang the fuck up and drive.

6. Four-wheel drive means you can probably get going when it's
snowing. However, it doesn't mean that you can stop, nor does it give
you the right to drive like a fucking maniac and cause problems for
people who don't have four wheel drive.

7. If you're someone who can't buy a clue and still has to drive in
the left lane all the time because you're afraid to change lanes,
stay the fuck home or ride the damn bus.

8. The next time you cut a corner, rather than turning into your own
lane, realize that if you're in an accident, it will be your fault.
More importantly, if you hit someone and you're not injured in the
accident, don't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you for
being stupid.

9. If it's raining, or snowing, or foggy, or dark, turn your
headlights on, and use the low beams. High beams just reflect the
fog, blind the other drivers, and prove to the world that you're a
stupid fuck.

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Pregnant Chips
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Q. What do you call a pregnancy that begins
while using birth control?
A. A misconception.

Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly
when I got pregnant?
A. Have sex once a year.

Q. What is a chastity belt?
A. A labour-saving device.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. I normally wear a size 34-C bra. Now that I'm
pregnant, should I continue to wear a bra?
A. Not if you don't mind switching in the future to a
size 34-Long.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine
a baby's sex?
A.Childbirth.

Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband's is
A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type
AB-positive?
A. Then the jig is up.

Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our
baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom
should I contact about this?
A.Your therapist.

Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my
baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has
a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant,
my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?
A. The odds are greater that your brother will have a
fat lip.

Q. Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A. I don't remember.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and
even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets
smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes,your bladder.

Q. Ever since I've been pregnant, I can't go to bed at night without
onion rings. Is this a normal craving? A. Depends on what you're
doing with them.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?

Q. What's the difference between a nine-months pregnant
woman and a Playboy centrefold?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows
what's good for him.

Q. What position should the baby be in during the ninth
month of pregnancy?
A. Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder.

Q. How long is the average woman in labour?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might
be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labour?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything
to you.

Q. I'm modest. Once I'm in the hospital to deliver,
who will see me in that delicate position?
A. Authorized personnel only--doctors, nurses,
orderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.

Q. What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but
the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. What are forceps?
A. Giant baby tweezers.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A.Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Does labour cause hemorrhoids?
A. Labour causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Under what circumstances should a baby not be
circumcised?
A. When it's a girl, for starters.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby's mother may want to re-
think her plans to nurse.

Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling
them in a saucepan.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. What is the gasp reflex?
A. The reaction of a new father when he sees the new
mother's breasts.

Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby
from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. Nannies aren't cheap are they?
A. Not usually, but occasionally you'll find a floozy.

Q. What is colic?
A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

Q. What are night terrors?
A. Frightening episodes in which the new mother
dreams she's pregnant again.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

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Short Chips
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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home
at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m?!"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Sam had been a soldier at war for more than
three years, during which he had been in many
battles and won many decorations. He was
finally discharged from service and returned
home to a wife and son, whom he hadn't seen
in almost four years.

As he was walking up the path to his house,
his young son spotted him and yelled, "Mommy,
Mommy, here comes Daddy, and he's got a Purple
Heart on!"

Turning around to see her husband for the first
time in years she replied, "at this point, I
don't give a damn what color it is! Let him in,
and you go play at the Jones' for a couple hours."

The married business executive had to make a trip
to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a
few days he was enjoying himself so much that he
decided to stay another week as part of his vacation.

Wanting to share this newly discovered paradise,
he wired his bachelor friend: "Take the next plane
for a fun week on me. Bring my wife and your mistress."

His friend was quick to wire back: "Your wife and
I arriving tomorrow 11:30 a.m. How long have you
known about us?

"Look," said the husband, "if you don't put
some more action into it in the sack, I'm
gonna go out and get me some 'strange stuff'."

"Listen Buffalo ," snapped the wife, "if you could
somehow manage just a inch or so more, you'd
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Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before
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"Which is ...?" they replied in unison.

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first girl, a brunette.

"Oh yes," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was
still virgin even after I got married."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden
key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second girl, a redhead.

"Oh, quite good," she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but
was not after I got married."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver
key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third girl, a blonde.

"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically have sex with every guy
I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."

"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."

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The girl's sigh made him say,
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In the Blue Ridge Mountains, there was a retired sailor who was
reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of "Chief"
Three Admirals went-up into the mountains and wanted to rent him. The
old sailor said good hunting dog, gonna cost ya $50.00 a day." They
agreed and three days later came back with the limit.

The next year they came back. "Chief" got better, gonna cost you
$75.00 a day," again they agreed, and 2 days later they came back
with the limit.

The third year they came back and told the old sailor they had to
have "Chief" even if it cost $100.00 a day. "You can have the
worthless mutt for $5.00 a day, and I'm overcharging you $4.00." But
we don't understand, what happen to him?" Well a crew from the Navy
base in Norfolk came up and rented him. One of the idiots called him
Master Chief , and he's just been sitting on his ass barkin' ever
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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did hear her right -
is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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The Things That People Do

BJ: Diana watch this.. Sandi get Rudy..

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Sandi jumps on Rudy and they wrestle to the ground and soon
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Diana: Well?

BJ: Okay watch this...Sandi get Katie..

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Diana: You are turning her into a monster.

BJ: No, she is now a protective doggie. When you go on your walk,
if you are approached by anyone that causes you problems, just say
Sandi attack, and she will. This could mean the difference between
life and death for
you.

Diana: What about Sandi? Someone might kill her.

BJ: She will lay down her life for you and for me. Right girl?

Sandi: Say what? Well yes, I would.

Diana sniffling: Good girl Sandi, good girl.

Sandi grins and takes off running around the yard in huge circles.

BJ: See she is happy. This is what she lives for.

Diana: I don't understand.

BJ: You would die for your children, wouldn't you?

Diana: Yes.

Sandi: Sandi, would die for us. Same thing.

Diana: I guess we have some special doggies.

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