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You may not be a professional photographer, but with a new Sony(TM) Cyber Shot Digital Camera, http://www.thepostm Remember To be Thankful For... ...the mess to clean after a party because it means you have been surrounded by friends. ...the taxes you pay because it means that you are employed. ...the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means you have enough to eat. ...the shadow who watches you work because it means you are out in the sunshine. ...a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means you have a home. ...all the complaining you hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech. ...the spot you find at the far end of the parking lot because it means you are capable of walking. ...your huge heating bill because it means you are warm. ...the lady behind you in church who sings off key because it means that you can hear. ...the piles of laundry and ironing because it means you have clothes to wear. ...weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means you have been productive. ...the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that you are alive. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS holy fucking shit! http://www.thepostm the poker game http://www.thepostm another poker game http://www.thepostm letting you know http://www.thepostm Battleship in the back yard http://www.thepostm the new employee http://www.thepostm Beer...no joke http://www.thepostm Darwin awards http://www.thepostm the cough http://www.thepostm An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room. A doctor walks in to her room and asks her "What is the problem ma'am?" The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my rectum, it hurts really bad."The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it, OK?" So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear end. After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had anal sex lately?" The lady replies, "No, why?" The doctor then says, "Would you like to?" ____________ You two-faced cheater! You low-life!" she screamed at Johnnie. "You've been seeing that other woman, and I'm going back to my mother!" "If you're going back to your mother," retorted Johnnie, "then I'm going home to my wife!" ____________ All at once, the young girl came racing down the stairs, screaming at the top of her lungs, "Mom, there is a LIVE FROG in my bed!" Her brother -- even the practical joker that he is -- couldn't resist laughing out loud. When the mother came down from removing the frog, she said to her son, "YOU put the live frog in your sister's bed... didn't you?" "Yeah," he admitted. "WHY did you put a live frog in your sister's bed?" He replied, "Because I couldn't find a DEAD one!!" ____________ I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. "I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." "Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned disbelief. "Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!" ____________ The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the sales clerk. "It's designed to adjust the boy for marriage," answered the clerk. "And how does it do that?" asked the skeptical mother. "Well, madam," the shop assistant explained, "Any way he tries to put it together will be wrong." ____________ It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!" ____________ Buffalo Bill Iceberg Come On In http://buffalosjoke Don't Molest The Forrest http://buffalosjoke Fun pages from Lorraine Asleep 19 Years http://tinyurl. World's Most Amazing Toilet http://tinyurl. World's Worst Hangovers http://tinyurl. Castrate Me http://tinyurl. Chastity and Continence http://tinyurl. Thats all folks have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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