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Valid for up to two (2) adults, and up to two (2) children under the age(s) of eighteen (18) years. http://www.thepostm The latest news is the press release of the new Chevvy Volt. An electric car, made by GM, it is said to cost between 30 to 40 thousand dollars. Now, that's kindof an interesting proposition. It only goes about 40 miles before it needs a charge. On the other hand, I can buy a Chevvy Cobalt for about 15 k...which will get me about 30 to 35 miles per gallon. And I can drive it several hundred miles before I need to refill. I just wonder, how many miles am I gonna have to drive a Volt to buy it when its gonna cost me twice as much? Lets say you buy a tank of gas a week. At 4 bux a gallon, and a 12 gallon tank, thats 50 bux. over a months time, 200 dollars. So, in order to save 200 bux a month on gas, I am gonna buy a 40 thousand dollar car.? Payments on a 15 k car will run you a couple hundred, and now you are gonna add another 200 a month to the payment. for a car costing 30k! I'm just thinking out loud here. Somehow it just doesn't add up for me. Considering the fact that I drive very little as it is, and when you also think that 7-8 months of the year, I ride a motorcycle at 50 plus miles to the gallon. I just do not see why I am supposed to get so excited about this latest brain child of American industry. Actually, you may think I am a little strange, but given the cheapness of 4x4s and suvs on the car dealer lots, I can almost pay a little more for gas guzzler. You probably won't think that is very green, but I drive less than 50 miles in a week.You may accuse me of being a little crazy. But for what it is worth, this will probably confirm the suspicion for you:) Enough rambling, lets have some jokes. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  the coffee machine http://www.thepostm good news dear! http://www.thepostm Texas motel http://www.thepostm blowin em up http://www.thepostm power of love http://www.thepostm Eddie doesn't grab http://www.thepostm the bottom line http://www.thepostm specialists http://www.thepostm  cackling Clinton http://www.thepostm worst radio ad ever http://www.thepostm Hurricane Ike http://www.thepostm cell phone etiquette http://www.thepostm ____________ POWER POINT DISPLAYS don't play in the cock pit the ideal woman http://www.thepostm Snoopy and friends http://www.thepostm The couple are in the bedroom one night and they havejust finished making love. "Honey, did you enjoy the fun we just had?", he asks."Yes, of course, Dear.," She replies. Didn't you hearme laughing?" ____________ A man asked his neighbor how he kept his car looking so nice and glossy. The neighbor replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties and he used these to polish his car with. Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his stenographer for some of hers, so one day at the office he asked: "By the way, Miss Jones, what do you do with your panties when you wear them out?" Well that's a really personal question" she replied demurely, "But, if I can find them afterwards, I put them back on again." ____________ An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger..... He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual .... CLICK....empty. The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your turn." The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?! " The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal!!!! ____________ Q: Where do cars get the most flat tires? A: Where there is a fork in the road. ____________ She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: · -she tripped over a cordless phone. · -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate. · -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." · -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius. · -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: · -she studied for a blood test. · -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." · -she sold the car for gas money! · -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. · -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. ___________ A Scotsman went into a phone booth and called a number. Connected, he said, "Mary, my love, will you marry me? Think it over and call me." He gave her the number of the phone in the booth. Hours went by and the Scotsman stood around. The phone didn't ring once. Another Scot, watching from a pub across the street, came over and said, "Look, lad. She won't marry you. You might as well come in and have a pint. Not that I'm buying, mind you." The waiting Scot waved off his friend and continued to wait. Suddenly the phone rang. The Scot said, "Mary's the girl for me, I knew that. She was waiting for the night rates!" ____________ "Your honor, " explained the young man, "I'd like to get married, please." "All right, what is your age?" "I'm 22, sir." "And the age of the bride?" "She's 15, sir." "15??? That's too young -- marrying you would be against the law!" "I see, " said the young man. "Could you try explaining that to the fella next to her with the shotgun?" ____________ Buffalo Bill Jewish girl http://www.buffalos Fun pages from Lorraine Blood Suckers http://tinyurl. Retards http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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