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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Hope everyone is weathering the storms well and that you
have power back along with the internet. Is it something new for the
effects of a hurricane to be felt all the way to the Canadian
border and so quickly after land fall ? Friday and Saturday I
watched as sporting events in Detroit, Chicago, and Minneapolis were
canceled because of heavy rains blamed on Ike. It probably
would have helped if it had continued into Sunday as all the teams I
was rooting for met with disaster. Detroit Lions played Green Bay
and they came back from a 21-0 start to a 24-25 lead in the fourth
quarter and then our quarterback got intercepted three times in 4
minutes for three touchdown. He had more passing yards for Green Bay
than their own quarterback did. Then the Chargers lost another close
game in the last few seconds of the game. On the good side Ohio
State got trampled which I always enjoy watching.

The other night Sandy Buffy and I were all in separate rooms and Eva
was running back and forth from the kitchen to Sandy's room. I
wasn't worried because I figured she wasn't in any place long
enough to get into trouble until Sandy started yelling. Eva had
gotten into a brand new flat of eggs and had smashed over a
dozen through the house, on rugs, in toys, in shoes, and in Sandy's
closet, in fact sandy was still finding them several days later.
Duct taping the refrigerator shut is not enough and I guess I am
going to have to add a bungee cord.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that
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The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure
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The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the
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A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled
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the man asked.

"I'm red with anger.," said the woman.

The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party.

Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it,
to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are
you supposed to be, my pretty?," the man asked.

"I'm green,...green with envy.," said the woman.

"Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to
enter.

Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came.

He opened it, and in front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy
man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear.

"I hears you got yourself a party.," said the stranger.

"That is correct,...," said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What
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"The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice,
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fairway, but rolls directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses
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side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It lands right in the center of the
pond and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on
the pond and chips the ball right up onto the green.

Then the third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It
heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby
street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there,
it bounces onto the roof of a shack close by and rolls down into the
gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight
toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball
hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily
pad, where it comes quietly to rest. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumps up on the lily pad and snatches the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and flies away. As
they pass over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the
ball, which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses leans over toward Jesus and whispers, "I HATE playing with
your Dad."

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Short Chips
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Driving to a new restaurant, a woman took several wrong turns. When
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"Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took the dog.

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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the
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weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, the
title means nothing! Why, they even have a Vice President of peas at
the grocery store, for crying out loud!"

"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to
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The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot
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He got the first shot. He teed off, a par four, and fired a drive
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When they reached the ball, he said to his wife (a novice golfer),
"Just hit it towards the green, hon, anywhere around there will be
fine."

She proceeded to knock the ball deep into the woods.

Undaunted, he said, "That's ok, dear, we'll play it." He spent five
full minutes looking for the ball. He played it for the shot of his
life and actually put the ball just two feet from the hole on the
green.

Arriving on the green he said, "Now, dear, all you have to do is
knock it gently into the hole." She whacked it a good one, right off
the green and into a sand trap.

The husband, still retaining his composure, marched into the sand
trap, summoned all of his skill, and amazingly holed the shot from
there.

Retrieving the ball from the hole he put his arm around his wife and
calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey -- one over par -- but that's
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She snapped back at him, "Don't bitch at ME. Only *2* of those *5*
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A mother and daughter loved to play around. They
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So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their
wedding night. The daughter began to worry about
the condition of her hole and consulted her mother,
"Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds
out about my hole?!!"

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a
way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do,
place an apple in your hole and it will be tight
and he won't even notice it." So the daughter did
what her mother taught her and everything went
well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.

This went on for a few months. Now, everytime
the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out
the apple and place it on the wash basin and after
bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One
day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and
left it on the wash basin. The husband came into
the washroom and saw the apple and thought that
her wife left the apple for him and he ate it,
"Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!"

Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband
about it and went to consult her mother, "Mum, I'm
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bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found
the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it! What
sould I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum."

Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago,
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a
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Skate Wings - The puckered fat hanging from the triceps, similar in
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Pulled Pork - The red-tinted stretch marks on one's underbelly made
visible by a combination of low-rise pants and tiny tanks.

Sausage Links - The obvious similarity of obese fingers to the
summer
barbeque delicacy. Those afflicted should be required to wear
mittens
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Tootsie Rolls - The somewhat utilitarian back fat often accentuated
by brassieres purchased 4 years and 50 pounds ago. I have seen these
large enough to provide temporary storage for things like remote
controls and chicken wings.

Bone-in Rib Eye (also known as the cankle) - This phenomenon
is seen in short-wearers whose calf connects directly to the foot.
No
ankle.

Passion Fruit Soufflé - Sometimes when the breasts outgrow
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soufflé. Too much of these is probably how you got into this whole
mess anyway.

Jelly Bellies - This one should be self-explanatory.
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Amuse Course - Ever get a HUGE plate with an itsy bit of fancy food?
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Double Burger - Sometimes when the stomach extends forward
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a
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Q: What is the definition of Gross?

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1422

Time and Time Again

Rudy: What do you think Pops can we huh huh?

Katie: Come on father it has been ages.

Sandi: Let's have a go daddy.

BJ: Okay, it has been a while since we cranked up the UFO/Time
Machine.
Grab Diana and see if she wants to go, pack up some food and drinks
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let's go have some fun.

Katie: Ya-hoo!

Rudy: A-Roo!

Sandi: Yeah for Daddy!

A little while later....

Diana: Why don't you guys go ahead and I will stay behind and catch
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BJ: Okay.

Diana: And do not bring home any dinosauers!

Katie: Awwww!

The dogs and BJ climb into the UFO/Time Machine and lights flash and
bells
ring....

On the way the dogs and BJ look at each other..

BJ: Are you guys thinking what I am thinking?

Sandi: Yeah..let's go visiting.

Later...they land in Katieworld..

Rudy: A-Rooo!

Sandi: Where's Ginger?

Katie: I think I see her over in the meadow.

BJ: Reunion time!

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Ginger: You guys haven't been gone very long,,an hour tops.

BJ: No little girl, it is close to a year.

Ginger: You are kidding?

BJ: No it has been almost a year.

Ginger: Ah whatever, it is nice to see my family. Where's mom?

Rudy: She didn't know we were coming here, else she would be here.

Katie: Who is that guy over there?

Ginger: Oh, he is a nice guy. Jim McQ.

BJ: Hey, Jim come here, I have a present from Don Snipe for you.

Jim: Really what is it?

BJ: A t-shirt.

Jim unfolds it... it says Obama on the front...He puts it on...:
Tell him
thanks. I never thought he would do something like this.

BJ: Well you never know about Don.

Jim turns around and on the back it says "Don vote for the person on

the front,,, Vote McCain!"

BJ/Rudy/Katie/and Sandi stiffle and grin and say: Well we need to
head
back, we cannot stay here long.

Just then GCC from Charlotte walks in the group and says: Hi guys.

BJ: I do have some new stories for you and a couple of years of
Kolumns.
Here you go.

GCC: Thanks, I will read them.

BJ: We have to go.

GCC: Bye

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