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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Did I ever tell you I hate Mondays? I got up this morning to take
Buffy to work and get my now weekly blood tests out of the way.
Dropped Buffy off and found a nice parking spot across from the
entrance to the hospital. The hospital has just started a valet
parking service but I prefer not to bother them if I can find a spot

close to the door. Admitting was almost empty and I had my paperwork
and headed down to the lab and it was empty too, so within 5 minutes
I was out of the lab. I ran into a high school buddy and his wife and
chatted with him for a half hour or so in the lobby and then
grabbed my car and headed for home. I had just started to dig through
the mail when the phone rang. It was the hospital and they had a
problem with my blood sample, it had hydrolyzed when they tested it.
I had a quick vision of the scene from the Thing where they are
testing the blood and they stick a hot wire in the sample and it
screams and flies at the person. It wasn't that diabolical though, it
was just a bad test so they asked me to come back.

Now things started going from bad to worse. It took three pokes to
get a blood sample and my doctor's appointment was only an hour
away. When the tech was being apologetic for missing the vein I
mentioned the only thing that bothered me was I'd have to wait for
the results in the doctor's office. They pushed the test through and

the information was there when I got to my doctor's appointment an
hour later still not having got anything done on the lists. I went to
the doctor's office and my potassium is improving, but the doctor
wanted to take a few minutes to discuss my records and in the
process the doctor decided he wanted some pictures of my upper back
which is the only part of my body the hasn't been scanned, rayed,
magnetized or hummed at so back over to the hospital for the third
time that day for 3 x-rays that turned into six. I walked in the door
and Buffy was on the phone wanting me to pick her up a couple
of hours early so I jumped in the car and picked her up along with
tobacco and garbage tags.

Finally it is four in the afternoon and I haven't even got started on
the
lists so I took an hour nap before supper. It only took me four hours
after I got up to get the lists out and so now I sit here with only
the
scuttlebutt to send and cigarettes to roll and then it is bedtime.
Hope
your Monday was better..... buffalo

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The old sub-sailor, Harold was a Retired Navy Chief Engineman. He
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young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she
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She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing
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Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Harold had
received breakfast, and pulled the apple juice off his breakfast
tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had just been given a
urine bottle to fill for testing. So.....you know where the juice
went.
Well, the nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine
bottle. She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy
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Speeding Chips
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"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What
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"Wait! Give me another chance!", begs the guy.

"Ok. But, this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the
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"Fair enough".

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What
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"That's easy! It's a bike!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? Is it a Suzuki? Is it a
Harley Davidson? Sorry, you're getting the ticket!"

"Yeah, ok.. but let me ask you a question too!"

"Go ahead", answers the policeman.

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with
clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's a hooker!" replies the policeman.

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
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5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to
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6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to
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her when her doctor approached him. The doctor said: "These might be
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she may die happy."

Well... Joe thought this over and decided that that was a
great idea. He went in and they talked for about 3 hours.
After awhile he asked her if there was anything that he
could do for her. She thought for a little bit and said,
"Make love to me. Eat my pussy.... Fuck me like you
never have before..." He thought this was a little much in
her condition, but since It might be one of the last times
he sees her he decided to comply.

The next day he came in, and her doctor said that she
was much better, and he should do whatever he did
yesterday. Well.. he walked in and they talked, and she requested
they make passionate love again, and again he complied.

After about 5 days of this she had fully recovered, and
was able to go home. She walked into the living room to
find that Joe was crying. She said, "What's the matter?
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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends
$5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to
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The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now she's feeling really good
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The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I
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While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
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to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes
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He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
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Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could
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ill and needed help ruling his land.

The first king volunteered to help and explained to the queen that
his brother's illness may last many months. They would see one
another each weekend. Every other weekend the king would journey, on
horseback, down from the mountains. On alternating weekends the queen
would journey, up from the seaside, the same way.

"There is one very important thing to remember" said the
king. "Halfway between the two lands is a bridge which crosses a deep
ravine. The bridge is guarded by a magic troll, who lives under the
bridge as most trolls are apt to do. He will ask you to pay a toll, a
four leaf clover, so you must promise me you will always remember to
bring one with you."

"I will" she replied thinking that would be easy since all castles in
those days were surrounded by fields of four leaf clovers, for good
luck.

So the time comes for the queen to make her first journey. She picks
the clover, puts it in the pocket of her dress and off she goes.
After a while she comes to the bridge and out crawls an ugly little
troll. "He certainly doesn't look very magical" she thinks to herself.

The troll begins to speak. "I am the troll who lives under the bridge
and YOU must pay a toll ... a four leaf clover if you please ... or
bend over on your knees."

And with that he dropped his pants revealing the biggest, thickest
cock the queen had ever seen. He then thrust his hips back and forth
three or four times to show exactly what he intended do with his
massive, 13 inch prick.

The queen, all flustered and embarrassed, quickly gave him the clover
and hurried on her way.

This went on for many months. The queen grew used to seeing the
trolls equipment and even began fantasizing about how it would be to
let the troll screw her. After all, the king was just of an average
size and he was all she had ever been with. It got to the point where
her panties would get damp at the thought of making the journey
across the bridge.

One fateful day, as she approached the bridge, she thought "What the
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When she reached the bridge the troll was waiting. "I am the troll
who lives under the bridge and YOU must pay a toll ... a four leaf
clover if you please ... or bend over on your knees."

"My god" said the queen looking in the pocket of her dress, "I seem
to have lost my four leaf clover. It looks like I will have to take
the second choice today."

So the troll helps the queen off her horse and leads her down under
the bridge where there is a beautiful bed of flowers. She lifts her
dress, slips off her silky royal panties, bends over and gets down on
her knees on the flowers. As soon as he enters her soaking wet pussy
she realizes why he is called a "magic troll".

The troll screws the queen like she has never been screwed before in
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off the ravine walls for the next couple of hours.

When they are finally done they lay exhausted in the flowers.

"I have to admit ..." said the queen,
"I'm kind of glad I lost my clover."

"Oh, I hear that one all the time" replies the troll.

"Do many ladies come by here who have lost their clover"
says the queen coyly.

"Oh no" replies the troll ...

"But your husband, the King, loses his every single time..."

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Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women
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An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

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BJ's Dream

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BJ: How did I get on this ship and I am the only guy on it?

Rudy: A-roo?

BJ: Well, the only human guy.

Rudy: What about toots?

BJ: Hey this is a dream, I can party here.

Rudy looking at BJ: Is that legal?

BJ: Sure watch this.

BJ: Hey honey, how about coming to my cabin for a movie?

Blonde: I think not you old crusty fart.

BJ: Hey, this is my dream, what is the deal?

Rudy: A-roo!

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Babe: Stop... Stop sign.

BJ: ^#$$@! This dream is not going as I had hoped.

Rudy: Well, keep on trying pops. It is your dream.

BJ: Which one of your ladies feel lucky tonight?

Girls: We all feel lucky, because we are not going to see you.

BJ: Okay, I have to ask, what is the deal with me girls?

Girls: Oh, you are okay enough. It is that this shipped is booked
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BJ: You mean you are all Lebanese?

Girls: Sorry Charlie, you should have not ate that chili last night.

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