THE POSTMANS CORNER Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato (429-347 BC  NEW Listerine Agent Cool Blue - FREE* SAMPLE! Listerine Agent Cool Blue is a gumshoe for your teeth & gums! Use before brushing & Listerine Agent Cool Blue will track plaque by tinting build-up in cool blue; know exactly where to brush to target to the trouble spots that can lead to cavities & gingivitis. http://www.thepostm  AHOY to FREE* CHIPS AHOY SAMPLES! Select your favorite flavor and GET 3 PACKS, FREE*! http://www.thepostm  Try CLOROX Bleach for COLORS for FREE*! Don't let harsh detergents dull your laundry. Keep your family's favorites looking newer for longer with CLOROX Bleach for COLORS. The powerful stain lifting action removes stubborn spots, spills and dingy build-up while enhancing colored fabrics http://www.thepostm You know, the "war department" and me have been married now for going on 30 years. People often ask me what is the secret to the longevity of our relationship. Its easy really. no big secret. It can be summed up in one word...compromise.  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman! THE COMICS I've got a test tomorrow http://www.thepostm quick breakfast http://www.thepostm my arm hurts http://www.thepostm what a bummer http://www.thepostm its worth it http://www.thepostm what a shame http://www.thepostm you forgot http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES giddyup horse http://www.thepostm doggie dreams http://www.thepostm why women should stay single http://www.thepostm I don't do windows http://www.thepostm Lynette Dillon for president http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS a billion to one shot-power point display http://www.thepostm life tips-power point display http://www.thepostm the bank account of life-power point display http://www.thepostm aviation photography- At 85 years of age, Martin married Rose, a lovely 25 year old ironing lady from the Philipines. Since her new husband is so old, Rose decides that after their wedding she and Martin should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Rose prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Martin , her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Martin takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Rose hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Martin , Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Rose consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Martin kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Martin Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Martin gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Martin.' Martin , somewhat embarrassed, turns to Rose and says: 'You mean I was here already?' The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages. ___________ Abe, an old Jewish man, was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you.." So Abe asks, "Are my children here?" "Yes, daddy, we're all here," say the children. Abe inquires, "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say, "Yes, we are all here..." So Abe sits up and yells, "THEN WHY IS THE LIGHT ON IN THE KITCHEN?!?" ____________ "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to." "But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm,... *physically* attracted to my horse!" "Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man replied. "What do you think I am...GAY?" ____________ "How did this accident occur?" asked the doctor. "Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living-room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us." "Fortunately, you've only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks," the doctor said. "You're a very lucky man." "You said it, doc," exclaimed the man. "A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull!" ____________ Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious. "What are they doing?" asked the girl. "They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday." "I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope." "That," said the boy, "that's my knot." "Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope." ____________ Buffalo Bill back door Laying and egg http://www.buffalos Keep off Grass http://www.buffalos We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman |
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