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Its a lonnnngggg time till November, ain't it? The politicians all offer their own brand of change. The dems have one plan the gop has another. Personally, I think everyone is missing the point. They all talk about bailing out the mortgage and housing industry. They talk about what to do with the rising costs of gasoline and on and on it goes. But personally, I think that we ought to repeal the taxes on prunes. Afterall can you think of something better that will get the country moving again? works for me. I do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS the broad jump http://thepostmansc forgetting http://thepostmansc the faith healer http://thepostmansc the gop problem http://thepostmansc leave us out of it http://thepostmansc 3 bux a minute http://thepostmansc the computer said http://thepostmansc this is cool http://thepostmansc  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES gun free zone http://www.thepostm real men of genius http://www.thepostm candid camerea in Africa http://www.thepostm the art of being well http://www.thepostm nice photography http://www.thepostm why men snore http://www.thepostm Five Daily Dirty Pix If you love your pictures downright dirty you are sure to enjoy our daily newsletter We deliver to you daily the hottest and extreme pictures you can imagine Get your motor running with our daily publication FiveDailyDirtyPix- http://au.groups. Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having sex with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."His second friend says,"I think my wife is having sex with the plumber. The other day I found a pipe-wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."Paddy says,"I think my wife is having sex with a horse."Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." ____________ The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker.Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive ERECTION she had ever seen.Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior."What' first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?""Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you."And so the first nurse left.The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it.Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too!Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!""Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me that blood transfusion. ____________ The groom to be said to his fiancee, "Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that's only going to be worn once?!" "Who says it's only going to be worn once?" "Oh? You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear white the second time!" "No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom." "I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress." "Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!" "Okay, then why don't you wear hers?" "Who wants to get married in that old thing?" ____________ Mike and Steve are talking about their respective weekends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up. "I must say I am doing fine in that department," says Mike. "This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith." "Jenny Smith!" Steve exclaims, "What happened?" "Let us just say I got lucky." "I have heard about Jenny," Steve says, "and I would not call it lucky." "I would," Mike says smugly. "In that case," Steve replies, "you are the luckiest guy with herpes I know!" ____________ Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get." ____________ Ralph and Mary just got to bed one evening ... Ralph suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.' 'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked. 'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff...' 'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?' ____________ Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw ! the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Illinois and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. 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