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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
 
 
 


Money can't buy you happiness, but it does
bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
      ~Spike Milligan
 
 
 



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I don't know about you, but I am confused about all this talk
on the economic crisis. In fact, I confess that as a simple man
I do not understand the stock market and this so called "buy out" or "rescue" or whatever
plan. Kindof interesting, I found an explanation that puts the
stock market into perspective for us...

Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys
for $10 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys
around, went out to the forest, and started catching
them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply
started to diminish, the villagers stopped their
effort. He further announced that he would now buy
at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers
and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people
started going back to their farms. The offer increased
to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little
that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone
catch it! The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at $50 ! However, since he had to go to the
city on some business, his assistant would now buy on
behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the
villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at
$35 and when the man returns from the city, you can
sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded
up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only
monkeys everywhere!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock
market works.


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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Sadie and Sophie are sitting at the kitchen table, bragging.
"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," says Sadie.
"She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant, has
beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends. "
Sophie replies, "Yeah, my daughter's a whore too."
___________
 
An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other
in hell one day. "My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "What are you
doing here?" The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated,
and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But
you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"
"For fathering that playboy son of yours," the Irishman replied.
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A Coney Island caballero met a girl at a neighborhood dance. 
They hit it off well together, and when the evening ended they
left together.  Much to his chagrin, his lady friend bade him a cheery
'good night' and signalled for a cab.  But he was not to be put off that
easily. "Look, baby," he said. "Let me take you home."  "Well... 
"Come on, honey. I promise not to hug you, kiss you, make a pass,
or try to have an affair with you. I'll be a perfect gentleman." 
"Brother," she began, opening the taxi door,
"you've just talked yourself out of a Hell of a date."
____________
 
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the
bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over
and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds
in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk
does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the
hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks
loike a grand place, he?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good,"
replies Paddy. They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I
git to go first, he Paddy?"  says Gerry. He then takes two birds out
of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight
down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks
over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat,
dis budgie jumpin' is Too fockin' dangerous for me"
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop
and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot
out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand,
Seamus is carrying a gun. Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says
and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as
half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's
head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!,
as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head
and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the
familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out
of the bag, and launches himself of the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was
Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and
now you blimmin' hen gliding"
____________
 
Every weekend before she went out on a date, the young
girl was told by her mother,
"Remember dear, when he tries to touch you a certain
way, a girl's best friends are her legs."
Much to her mother's dismay however, several weeks
later her daughter announced that she was pregnant.
"What! How did it happen? Didn't I tell you that your
best friends are your legs?"
"You did, Mama," she replied. "But there comes a time
when even best friends must part."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
 
 
 







 

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