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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I am glad this week is finally nearing an end. Things should have
been really quiet considering tenants finally moved into the place
upstairs. Advertising an apartment just prior to college starting up
here was attracting as many as 20 phone calls a day from 0700 to
2200. Eva is excited though, the new tenant has 4 children.
Thursday I was right on schedule to have everything done early
including a stop at the vampires for my monthly bloodletting and the
laundry room drain backed up from the washer running up stairs and a
flood of water ran across the bathroom floor and under the basement
door and down the basement stairs. The plumber was called and was
here in twenty minutes. We sat around for about an hour after the
drain got cleared telling stories and then I got back to work on the
lists when the phone line and my DSL went dead. ATT had decided
this was a good time to replace all of the cables in the
neighborhood. I guess their idea of warning people was to block off
the alleyway with several service vehicles and one of those
horizontal drills they use to lay cable with. After being down for
two hours I finally had phone service back and posted.

Friday morning I got up early and after dropping Buffy off at work
went to the doctor to exchange jokes and stories and to find out
what new drugs they want me to test this month. I got home and
Nancy's son was on the phone and wanted to know if I would go with
him for his road test 60 miles south of here. They are given at two
of the high schools in the area by the same two examiners
and it would be another week before they came up here. We were
supposed to take Nancy's Kia but one of the parking lamps was out so
we swapped for my mom's Buick and headed south. First thing we run
into is road construction, lots of it involving resurfacing and
bridge replacement. After doing the flagman thing and a detour we
finally found the High School in St. Ignace and waited for the
examiner. About then was when we discovered we didn't have the
registration for the Buick so Joe found one of his friends at the
school and borrowed his car for the road test. Joe came over and
told me
we had to go to a different parking lot for the test and I went to
move
my mom's car and Joe and the examiner drove off in separate vehicles
across town with me following. This struck me as a little strange as
Joe only had a learner's permit but what the heck. I watched as they
did the vehicle inspection and the parking tests and then Joe and
the examiner left for the driving test. I was sitting there one of
two
vehicles in this huge parking lot when a State Police Jeep Cherokee

pulled up and stops pointed at me about 15 feet away.

The vehicle was marked Commercial Vehicle Enforcement which
is the weigh master and even though I am heavy I didn't exceed the
capacity of a Buick so I had no idea what he was up to. He sat
there for twenty minutes, and even though you aren't doing anything
wrong that is long enough to make you feel really paranoid. You
wonder if maybe they are looking for a green Buick with an
overweight driver who just robbed the local donut shop and he's
waiting for back-up before they do the final scene from Bonnie and
Clyde on you. Then finally he just drove off. Joe came back a few
minutes later and
after dropping off the test vehicle we headed north for the
Secretary of State office. A few minutes later and Joe had his first
driver's license and I had about a half hour to get Buffy from work
and finally get started on my work again about 8 hours late.

I hope today is just a sleepy Saturday because I am going back to
bed for a few hours. Have a good weekend.. buffalo

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"Hey! There's somebody in my bed!" says one of them.
"There's somebody in my bed too!" says the other.
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They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until
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"ALL RIGHT!!" he shouts, "I've thrown mine off the bed."

"You're lucky," says the other, "I got thrown off and I'm too tired
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Monkey Chips
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weeks.

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was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go.

A week after the experiment had started they began to realize WHY
the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull
the cork out.

One of the scientists came up with the bright idea of training a
monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it to
pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in for
another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring
equipment and set out to a safe distance.

The first scientist went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles away
and the third went 3 miles. When they were all ready the first
scientist pushed the button to sound the buzzer.

BBBAAANNNGGG!!!!!!!

The third scientist (3 miles away) was up to his ankles in shit, the
second (2 miles away) was up to his knees and the first (1 mile
away) was up to his waist. When the others joined the scientist who
was 1 mile away they noticed that he was in fits of laughter.

"What the %$*& is so funny?" asked one of the scientist.

You should have seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in.

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Short Chips
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Mary: Well, I've never known anyone so forward! This perfect
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Mike picked up an attractive woman, named Linda,
who flagged down his car in a seedy part of town.
As they rode, he asked her what she did for
a living.
Linda winked at Mike and said, "I'm a magician."
"No way," Mike scoffed. 'Prove it."
So Linda touched him on the thigh, and "Poof"
Mike turned into a hotel.

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A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to piss, so he makes his
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Fifty Chips
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I was a virgin not much older than 16
I was as horny as a young girl's ever been
My friend said, "Please yourself ... it's safe and not obscene!"
There must be fifty ways to love your beaver.

Fifty ways to love your beaver.

Just finger the pie, Di
Diddle the clam, Pam
Why not masturbate, Kate
And listen to me

Touch yourself THERE, Claire
You'll feel better everywhere!
Go stroke where you pee, Lee
And set yourself FREE!

She said "You know it hurts me so to see you in such need.
But you know now you don't have to deal with men and messy seed." I
said "I appreciate that ... and I'll follow your lead and use the
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She said, "Why don't you just take home this vibrator tonight And I
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Just finger the pie, Di
Diddle the clam, Pam
Why not masturbate, Kate
And listen to me

Touch yourself THERE, Claire
You'll feel better everywhere!
Go stroke where you pee, Lee
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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked
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We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car
with
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tollbooth,
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didn't
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1413

Friday Night Lights

Diana: Guys you know what tonight is?

Rudy: It is the day Pops comes home and doesn't work tomorrow.

Diana: Right, but what else?

Sandi: We get to sleep in.

Diana: Right but what else?

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Rudy: A-roo!

To be continued

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