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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
My brain is on vacation this weekend, I have a headache and
it's either sinuses or Sandy has been hitting me with a frying
pan again but generally I can remember a sound like the bells on
the old Methodist Church when that happens. Anyhow here is
another one from the archives.
WE WERE CONDUCTING flight operations aboard the USS
Independence off Jacksonville, Fla. The topside safety
petty officer on the No. 3 catapult was accidentally
blown over the side by the exhaust of a turning F-4
Phantom jet. All those who witnessed the incident thought
for sure the man was lost, because the flight deck was
65 feet above the ocean. Fortunately, he was rescued
by the ship's helicopter. Later that day, I visited
him in sick bay. "Were you scared?" I asked. "Scared?"
he said. "I yelled 'Man overboard!' three times before
I hit the water!"
by John Carl
Not sure where this one came from, probably from an old
issue of the Reader's Digest but actually it was not an uncommon
occurrence for people to be blown off the flight
deck and be safely recovered. It usually happened several
times a cruise that one of the flight deck crew working
in their 12 hour shifts would come up on deck from their
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and even if the man is unconscious, drop rescue swimmers
into the water. The airman usually a little sore from
his high dive gets the rest of the day off to rest up
and then some increased safety training so he doesn't
make a habit out of it. On a carrier flight deck every
day is a Monday so they have to be careful seven days a
week.
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