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Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS the cure http://www.thepostm at the roulette table http://www.thepostm an apple a day http://www.thepostm differences- http://www.thepostm outsourcing http://www.thepostm new carpet- http://www.thepostm Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfield http://www.thepostm playful kitty http://www.thepostm the computer revenge http://www.thepostm family guy-star wars http://www.thepostm how to make the olympics more interesting http://www.thepostm what is this? http://www.thepostm save the beer http://www.thepostm adventures before dementia http://www.thepostm A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. so he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to chut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves. The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill. The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business" and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything. Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes, turns and and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: "there is your frickin change!" The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "I'll have another beer!" ___________ Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad. Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?" Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man." Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." "Don't be so silly, Sally said, "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." "So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz. Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters." ____________ A bunch of cows and bulls were standing in a field. A huge gust of wind came along and all the cows fell over, but the bulls just stood there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stood up and brushed themselves off and went back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blew through and all the cows were knocked to the ground again, and yet again, the bulls just continued munching on grass. The third time, a hurricane blew through and all the cows were knocked into the next pasture. The bulls just said "moo." Finally one of the cows walked up to one of the bulls and said, "Moo. What's the Mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a big Mooing loop while you just stand there unharmed?" The bull replied, "Moo. Isn't it obvious? We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down." ____________ Man was standing at the pharmacy counter finishing up on hispurchase, while the next woman in line kept coming up to the counter,thinking the man was finished.Finally, he moves to the side to allow the impatient woman to come tothe counter. She rushes the pharmacist asking "Are you a pharmacist?" He said "Yes I am." "Will you please tell me something about Viagra?" she asked. The pharmacist said, "I would be glad to. Well, it a prescriptionmedicat doctorhas to write a prescription for this medication." He further states "Its a great medication. I even take it at times." The woman then interrupts to ask, "Can you get it over the counter?" The pharmacist smiled and said, "Well, maybe, if I take two pills." ____________ A young lady had become pregnant and wanted an abortion. Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried. "I can't have a baby now," she said, "There must be something you can do!" The doctor thought about this for a while, and suddenly he came up with an idea: "There's bound to be someone in this hospital for an appendix operation when you give birth. We'll just give her your baby and tell her it wasn't the appendix after all." The young lady agreed to his plan, but at the time she was giving birth there were no women in for an appendix operation in the hospital, in fact the only person who was, was an old priest. The doctor, desperately realizing the gravity of the situation and his promise, figured he might as well try anyway. The priest was overwhelmed. Convinced this was an immaculate conception he took his little son home. The years passed and his son grew to become a fine boy. The priest was getting old, and finally he called his son to his deathbed. "There is something I have to tell you," said the priest, "I am not your father." His son looked at him in surprise. The priest went on; "I am your mother, the bishop is your father." ___________ What Women REALLY Think of Men! Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough! Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like.....Blenders. You know you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Love Hurts http://www.buffalos Speechless http://www.buffalos Exam http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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