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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
 

When there is nothing left but God,
that is when you find out that God is all you need.
 
 
 



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The war department and me were out shopping the other night
and she sees this sign. The Future told by the great Psychic!
She says, "Pull over Martin, lets get our future told to us."
Now  I am not a great believer in such psychic stuff, but
somehow she was persistent enough and so, I pulled over.
We get out of the car, walk up to this tent by the
side of the road, and this midget greeted us, saying,
"To hear your future it will cost you 20 bux." Well I value my
cash a little more than that, but still the war department was
persistent, so I paid up and we went in. You know what?
The tent was empty! Not a soul around! So we go rushing
back outside and discover that the midget had split with our
20 bux! The war department called 911 on the phone, and it
was not long before the police showed up. He asked for a
description, and you know what he said?
"Ok we will put out a all points bulletin for a
short medium at large!"
(don't you hate when I tell stupid ones like that? hehehe)


And a letter from a postman fan:
Dear postman:
My friend got a free cook book from the postman. Is that still available?
I would like to get one too!
Jane

Hello Jane!
Yes you can still get a free cook book.
Its pretty cool. I posted the offer below for you.
The Postman



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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

will he really protect you?
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Why didn't I think of that?

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Little Johnny paints a sign that reads:
"WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME."
He tells his buddy Roy to get his wagon and both sit under a
shade tree in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone, so she paints
a bigger sign that reads:"WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL."
She tells her friend Nellie to get her wagon, and they both
sit in front of Kathy's yard.Johnny's pissed. How dare that GIRL?
Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street saying,
"Let's get some laughs." "Say, Kathy, you move ANYTHING?"
"Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."
"Roy, give me your nickel!"
Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.
"What you want moved, boy?"
"Move my BOWELS!" Johnny said and starts laughing.
So Kathy kicked the shit out of him.
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It was the young Englishman's first visit to Las Vegas and,
in his innocence, he sought lodging in the city's red-light district. 
His money, however, was as green as his outlook, and the madam gladly offered
him a room for the night.  When a friend questioned him about his accommodations over lunch the following day, the young Briton replied, "Well, the room was very pretentious, you know, but gad, what maid service!"
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A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his
teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's
every move, he asked, "What's that?"
The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this
he won't know a thing." "Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man.
"He don't know nothing
now."
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Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine.
He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good
time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again
they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly,
and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs
to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do
you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for
exactly six months?" And then there is silence in the car.
To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to
herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe
he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks
I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he
doesn't want, or isn't sure of.
And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.
And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this
kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little
more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want
us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward... I
mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each
other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage?
Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that
level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?
And Roger is thinking: ...so that means it was...let's
see...February when we started going out, which was right after I
had the car at the dealer's, which means...lemme check the
odometer... Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.
And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face.
Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he Wants more from
our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has
sensed-even before I sensed it-that I was feeling some
reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant
to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being
rejected. And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the
transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's
still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on
the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees
out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid
those incompetent thieves $600.
And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be
angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I
can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.
And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90-day
warranty...scumbags.
And Elaine is thinking: Maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting
for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm
sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy
being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to
truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-
centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.
And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give
them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and shove it
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A little girl walked into the bathroom, saw her father in the shower,
and ran to her mother screaming, "Mommy, Mommy!  Daddy has a big worm
hanging out of his wee-wee!"
"That isn't a worm, sweetheart," said her mother reassuringly.  "That's
part of your daddy's body, and a very important part.  If your daddy
didn't have one of those, you wouldn't be here."
Pausing thoughtfully, the woman added, "And come to think of
it...neither would I."
 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman













 

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