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That damn lifeguard told me it was a new form of artificial respiration ____________ Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything." "Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?" "No," the girl replied. "Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?" "N-n-no," the girl replied. "You know," Barrysaid, "We're going to have a lotta fun if you're on the level about this. ____________ Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked. St. Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other,"My God! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!" ____________ Little Brian dials `0' and tells the operator, "Operwaiter, get me twee-twee twee, six-wun-fwour- "Son, I'm extremely busy," the operator answers. "Operwaiter, "Son, I haven't the time for games," the operator replies. "You like games?" Little Brian asks. "Well yes," the operator admits. "Do you pway Monopowy?" little Brian inquires. "Yes," the operator answers. "Do you pway Scwabble" Little Brian asks. "I do," the operator says. "Do you pway Dictaphone?" Little Brian asks. "Why no," the operator states. "How do you play Dictaphone?" "You dictaphone up your a$$," Little Brian says, "and then you get me twee twee-twee, six-wun-fwour- ____________ 12 Reasons Masturbation Is Better Than Real Sex 1. Your hand always lets you finish first. 2. It's free. 3. Same reason my Chevy is better than a Ferrari: It's all I can get. 4. You call the position. 5. "Premature ejaculation" 6. No weird looks when you pull out the peanut butter. 7. You'll never have two women, but you'll always have two HANDS! 8. Your girlfriend is just a piece of skin that you have sex with. 9. Gives a single man good reason to wash his socks. 10. Easier to join their "Mile High Club." 11. You get to scream out your own name. 12. Peeing is considered foreplay. _________ Mr. Gregg had the boys over for poker but, as fate would have it, his wife had to work late that night, and he had to keep an eye on their eleven-year- old-son, Bruce. Bruce was a curious lad, and all night long he did nothing but float around the table, reading each man's hand and muttering the contents to himself... loud enough for everyone to hear. Each time, Mr. Gregg would usher his son to another room, but despite frequent entreaties and even more frequent threats Bruce always returned to the den. Finally, one of the players got so fed up that he took Bruce by the elbow and led him away. When he returned, the game resumed; five minutes passed, then ten, then a half-hour, and not once did young Bruce show his face. Amazed, Mr. Gregg asked, "Hell, Spike, what did you do, kill the kid?" "Naaa," he replied. "I just taught him how to jerk off." Papa Thorn True Americn Gothic http://able2laugh. thats all folks Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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