The Postman's Corner (for Saturday) You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.  Congratulations! You've been selected to receive a NEW Sonicare(R) Power Tooth Brush " FREE Clean your teeth just like the professionals! The NEW Sonicare(R) Power Tooth Brush is equipped with two handles, three brush heads, brush head holder, travel case, two speeds and three brush head sizes! Act now and you'll receive the Sonicare tooth brush package FREE! (Participation required. See below for details.) Make your smile healthier and brighter today! http://www.thepostm  Congratulations! You have been selected to receive a FREE Playstation( 3, the hottest in gaming technology The Playstation( gaming system to hit the market in years; it also doubles as a Blu-ray Disc Player, HD Movie and Game player, and comes standard with a 60 GB hard drive! Get yours today for FREE and be the envy of all your gaming friends!  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The Associated press announced that the Republic of Poland plans to spend billions on enlarging its naval capabilities. Submarines apparently will be a major consideration.  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS the new monument http://www.thepostm magnificent http://www.thepostm a lot cheaper http://www.thepostm the car of the future http://www.thepostm Ever wonder why the younger generation can't relate to Superman?  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES! sumo wrestling http://www.thepostm A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies. While loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the bordello watching him. "Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?" "Hundred bucks," she replied. "If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women," he exclaimed with disgust. "Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either." ____________ Amy and the Ladies were discussing her fight with her boyfriend. Amy: "And then he thought I owed HIM an apology!" Marina: "Well, did you give him one?" Amy: "Oh, yeah. I said, "I'm sorry you're an asshole.'" ____________ Jill: Do you know the difference between a man and an umbrella? Lee: Uh, uh. Jill: Well Lee, you better find out before you get under one ____________ A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, its my face they would recognize." ____________ Undertakers Mal and Mel were storing embalming fluid. It was considered appropriate to place it in an area out of sight. Mel had his share stored promptly but there was still a good portion left for Mal to take care of. When asked why he had not just stored it all, Mel said, "The rest is for Mal to hide." ____________ A statuesque blonde walked into a dinner party on the arm of a bald, elderly, scowling tycoon. A society lady approached the young lovely to admire the hugeshimmeringgemst "I must tell you," the matronexclaimed, incredible piece of jewelry I haveever seen." "That," the blonde responded, "is the one-and-only Blanton diamond." "I'm surprised I've never heard of it," the woman marveled. "I study famous gems as a hobby." " Well," the chippy revealed, "the Blanton diamond has an ancient,unspeakably evil curse attached to it." "Really?" the woman queried. "What could that be?" The blonde grimaced and gestured toward the tycoon. "Mr. Blanton,over there. ___________ A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?" The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son." The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breathe underwater?" Once again, the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son." A little later, the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son." Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind me asking you all of these questions?" "Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!" No Virgins? http://www.buffalos Uncle George http://www.buffalos Fun pages from Lorraine Old Joke Keeps Getting Funnier http://tinyurl. Unconditional Love Terminated http://tinyurl. Harry Potter Bible http://tinyurl. That's all folks! Have a good day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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