THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The reward of a thing well-done is to have done it!
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The United nations has chosen to form a new comittee. It is
being called the "Women's rights panel"
The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women's
Rights panel. Also serving on the panel will be:
Ben Roethlisberger,
Chris Brown,
Phil Spector,
Robert Blake,
and chairman, O.J. Simpson.
the goal will be to further and promote of course,
the rights of women.
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Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool
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WWW2
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Super Bowl 2010 Commercial
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
old America
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did you know
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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear,
so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that
the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned
both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet
then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to
keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug
store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it
in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drug
store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're
going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off bicycles for about a week."
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Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on
the alphabet.
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"
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In his commencement speech at Kalamazoo Central High
School, President Obama told the graduating seniors,
"Don't make excuses." He said it's better to just
blame someone else.
- Bill Mihalic
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Judy: "Can you believe it that on my way to work this
morning a man showed me the lining of his raincoat?"
Betty: "Are you sure he only wanted you to see his raincoat?"
Judy: "Oh, yes! He wasn't wearing anything else."
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and
eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs
one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he
sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
your monkey just did?""No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he
eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue
ball and stuff."The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill,
pays for the stuff the monkey ate, and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his
monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts
running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds
a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up
his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to
pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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Jill meets Nadine for lunch.. "You're looking very tired
today, Nadine. Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Nadine, "but it was all very strange. While
doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed
it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Jill, "so what were the choices he gave you, Nadine?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100%
memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Nadine, what did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Nadine.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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