THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity,
if you can't look back on having given love and attention to
your own family, what have you really accomplished?
Lee Iacocca
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am learning that as you get older, your thoughts and
views on life tend to change. Like your dreams, for
example. At this stage in life, dreams tend to be
refocused by health challenges, and many other issues.
Right now, I have come to the conclusion that in this
stage in life, most men have 3 dreams:
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a free tour
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the boss likes me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
I met Bernard on the internet
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this is good
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love handles
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at the restaurant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
nice shot Tom!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c036.html
the waiting room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c037.html
incognito
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c038.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Clyde's great escape
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9732.html
going fishing
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scruffy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9734.html
Peter the waiter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9735.html
the elevator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9736.html
fat is gud
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9737.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Iceland volcano
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd142.html
funny animals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd143.html
mathematics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd144.html
On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small
forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer,
while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man.
One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee
man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to
his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor.
"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side
of the forest."
"How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky
farmer asked.
"Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off
three of his legs and he's still trapped."
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The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him.
St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope replies, "I am the Pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope, "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
"Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..." St. Peter asked.
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church."
St. Peter: "The Catholic Church...Never heard of it... Wait,
I'll check with the Boss." St. Peter walks away through
Heaven's Gate to talk with God. "There's a dude standing
outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I
know of... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes, Father, what's up?" God and St. Peter explain
the situation. Jesus said, "Wait, I'll go outside and have
a little chat with that fellow." Ten minutes pass and
Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few
minutes, St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing. Jesus said,
"Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago?
It still exists!"
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A group of rednecks sat around the pot-bellied stove in
the country store, discussing the mysteries of life.
"I'm going deaf and blind," sighed one old fellow.
"I don't know what the good Lord wants to leave me here for."
"Now, Mr. McCoy," replied his Pastor friend, "the Lord's
ways are not our ways, and we can't always understand.
But if He's left you here He's got work for you to do."
Mr. McCoy sat for a minute in quiet meditation, then announced,
"Well ... I'm not gonna do it
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one
battle, the French captured an English colonel.
They took him to their headquarters, and the French general
began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French
general asked, Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets
for us to shoot at. In his bland English way, the officer
informed the general that the reason English officers wear
red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army
officers wear brown trousers
BUFFALO BILL
Streaker Goal
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Sunrise Gold
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Super Gra
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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