THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Let's Tell The Truth About Car Accidents
IS IT-------
CELL PHONE STUCK IN HER EAR...
OR THE RADIO...
OR THE GPS MONITOR....
OR NOT TALKING...
OR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO.....
OR CHANGING CD's..
OR DRINKING A CUP OF COFFEE...
OR EATING A HAMBURGER....
HECK NO!!! ....
THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:
and
I'm applying for a government grant to study this problem
further. Wish me luck.
"If I can only save just one life..."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
redneck pet carrier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e001.html
electric love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e002.html
coaching
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e003.html
pull my finger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e004.html
grandpa at the birthday party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e005.html
kiss my ass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e006.html
my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e007.html
recycle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e008.html
hell no
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cop busters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9840.html
pepsi chickens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9841.html
knock out punch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9842.html
hit by a car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9843.html
funny car prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9844.html
A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the
their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a
stroll down the beach.On their way they pass a shanty
house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight
woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife
exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she
would do the same.The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and,
sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on the porch
stark naked, legs akimbo, eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband
enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that
woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the
air waft over your pussy?"The wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the
last day of the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass
by the woman, each morning the husband would try to
persuade his new wife to copy her and each morning the
wife would refuse.However, it being the last morning the
husband gives it one more try and enquires of his wife,
"Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels
like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty
house and walks up to the overweight woman on the front
porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting
the air waft over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly.
"I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure
keeps the flies off of my watermelon."
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Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in
the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?"
"Two days ago."
"Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May,
he'll be an engineer. What's your boy going to be when he
gets out of college?"
"At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty."
"No, I mean what's he taking in college?"
"He's taking every penny I make."
"Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?"
"He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil."
"Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?"
"Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about him."
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly
husband's marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who
said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to
take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had
managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va
tried to treat her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta
of all is, I tooka her to Italy for our 25th anniversary!"
The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing
inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what
you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go pick her up."
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Two men were talking. "My grandson asked me what I did
during the Sexual Revolution," said one.
"And what did you tell him?" asked the other.
"I told him I was captured early and spent the duration
doing the dishes."
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The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The
first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball.
It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where
it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway.
As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends
asked, "How did you do that?"
The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."
BUFFALO BILL
Fin Potato Whore
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akijk.htm
Fire hose Rodeo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jskisl.htm
Fly
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akidf.htm
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FUN PAGES
Ranch Rush
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41778&s=n
Mouse Trap Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41545&s=n
Lion Seul
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20493&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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