THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
All the flowers of all the tomorrows
are in the seeds of today.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Men's Restroom Mural --------
Read before looking at picture...
Edge Designs is an all-women run company that
designs interior office space. They had a recent
opportunity to do an office project in NYC.
The client allowed the women of this company a free
hand in all design aspects. The client was a company
that was also run by all women execs.............
The result ...........well.....We all know that
men never talk, never look at each other.... and
never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one mural on the wall
......let's just say the men's restroom is a
place of laughter and smiles.
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Life's filled with possibilities
That challenge us each day!
To take a chance try something new,
See things in a different way
And as it's through,
we learn to change and grow
To explore who we are and what we know
For it's not until we try
That we find out – WHAT WE CAN DO.
So don't wait until tomorrow
To discover something new!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
oversized
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d030.html
superhero
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d031.html
yeah Tony...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d032.html
lip ring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d033.html
are you sure?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d034.html
interested
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d035.html
self watering
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d036.html
a foot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d037.html
attractive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d038.html
karaoke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
takin back our country
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9785.html
Golden girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9786.html
Victor Borge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9787.html
The P-P-Platypus Song... prepare to laugh!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9788.html
The Duck Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9789.html
child performer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9790.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
click the numbers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd168.html
motorcycles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd169.html
Frank Sinatra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd170.html
spring time in Japan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd171.html
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks
into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in
the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar
and orders three more. The bartender approaches and
tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I
draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we
all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and
one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice
custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular
in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three
mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and
only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall
silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just
that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had
to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to
leave the big city and become a shepherd, spending months
in the seclusion of the distant mountains alone with
his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the high mountains
where he found three older shepherds with a big flock
of sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes.
The shepherds agreed. The young man spent a week with them.
One evening by the fire he asked casually,"So how do you
guys get by with no women around here?"
Said one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around,
who needs women?" The youngster shuddered: "Yak! How
horrible! How can you...?" The three men only smiled and
said nothing. Another week passed and one morning the
young man realized that the tension in his groin had
grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said,
and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after all...".
He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were
around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the
others showed up in a minute, and seeing him with the sheep
burst out laughing. "What? What?!!", shouted the young man,
blushing. "You told me that's what you did yourselves,
didn't you??!""Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit, and
I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of
cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
"Tooth brushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &
Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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A man went to have a tooth pulled, and the dentist said,
"I will need to give you an anesthetic."
The man said, "No, I don't need anything. Just pull the tooth."
The dentist said, "You won't be able to withstand the pain!"
The man said, "I have been through excruciating pain twice
in my life. Just pull the tooth."
The dentist pulled the tooth, and the man didn't even flinch.
The dentist said, "If pain experience left you with that
pain tolerance, I would like to know about it."
The man said, "I went on a hunting trip with three other
men, and we stayed in a cabin. We hunted Monday, Tuesday,
and Wednesday, and when Thursday came, all were tired
but me...so I went out by myself. When I got about four
miles from the cabin, on snow-covered ground, I realized
I had to 'do my business.' Knowing I couldn't make it back
to the cabin, I decided to go right there. I tucked behind
a tree and dropped my pants and squatted down to go. I
didn't see the trap under the snow cover, and when I
squatted, my privates dropped in the trap and tripped it,
and it slammed shut on them."
The dentist said, "Wow! If that was the first time, when
was the second experience?"
The man replied, "When I ran out of chain on the trap."
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One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-
olds,"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most
famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and
said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew."The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right
either."Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said,
"It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely
right, Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know
Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus
Christ." Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but
business is business..."
BUFFALO BILL
Tread Mill
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62513.htm
Tree Sex
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62514.htm
Trick Boobies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/62515.htm
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FUN PAGES
Fashion Finder: Secrets of Fashion NYC Edition
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41712&s=n
Fast Track Racing
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41605&s=n
Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20492&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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