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Is a texting-while-biking ban next?
Opinions on topic vary between lawmakers, riders
Updated: Monday, 14 Jun 2010, 11:28 PM EDT
Published : Monday, 14 Jun 2010, 10:50 PM EDT
By Dani Carlson
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - Michigan will become
the 24th state to make texting while driving against
the law, starting July 1. But could a law prohibiting
texting while bike riding come next?
Several states are considering it.
And so the power of big brother tightens its noose
around its citizens. Granted, texting while driving in
either a car or a bike can be a hazardous activity
in either case. But do we really want the authority
to decide such matters to rest in the hands of big
brother? After all, think of the ramifications. When
is it going to stop? Pretty soon, big brother is gonna
tell me, "ok, no more farting while you drive." it fills
the car up with noxious greenhouse gasses and
distracts your attention from the road.
Sigh, used to be that driving
your car provided a solitary spot to do all those little
things you didn't want to do in public. for example, things
like picking your nose. singing at the top of your lungs,
or as I mentioned earlier, farting. Oh well, these days,
its tough enough to enjoy a good fart. never know when it
can be too good, eh? See, you could be going down the road,
let out a good one, and discover that the fart you just had
also contained a lump in it as a surprise. Might distract
you so badly you lose control of the car and before you
know it, an accident, well, maybe two different kinds!
Well, maybe they should ban farting while driving also?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Doug say "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to
pick up a 'patch' prescription for my wife. She's
quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug.
"I told her to let me know any time she has an urge
to put something in her mouth to suck on."
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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each
student had to bring in a permission slip in order to
take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained
to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long
as there's no homework."
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As Alicia was getting to know Michael and his family,
she was very impressed by how much his parents loved
each other. "They're so thoughtful," Alicia said.
"Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee
in bed every morning." After a time, Alicia and Michael
were engaged, and then married. On the way from the
wedding to the reception, Alicia again remarked on Michael's
loving parents, and even the coffee in bed. "Tell me,"
she said, "does it run in the family?"
"It sure does," replied Michael. "And I take after my mom."
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he
had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his
head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked
down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked
inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept
for about an hour. This continued off and on for several
weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would
like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog
is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon
your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different
note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6
children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on
his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?
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A few of the guys were sitting at a table in the pub,
watching the Notre Dame game Saturday. We had ordered a
round of draft beers and after they were brought to the
table, one of the guys, a visiting German Lufthansa pilot,
took his back to the bar. After telling the female bartender
why he wasn't happy with his beer, to our amazement
she hauled off and slapped him in the face. When returned to
the table, somewhat stunned, I asked what happened
and why she slapped him. His puzzled reply was, "Hell I
don't know, all I did was ask her for some head."
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Linda's son was in the process of being potty trained.
One summer day, he came in from outside, all wet. Linda asked,
"Did you have an accident?"Yes, he replied. Well, what did you
do, water the trees, the bushes?""Oh, no," he replied.
"I went in the garage."Shocked, Linda responded, "Well, you
shouldn't do that. It will start to stink, draw flies; now
I'll have to go out and hose down the garage." Her son
replied cheerfully: " But Mom, it's OK, I didn't go in our
garage, I went in Jill's garage!!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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