THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Nothing sets a person so much out of the
devil's reach as humility.
Jonathan Edwards
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The last week or so has seen some rather
heavy storm systems rolling through here in
beautiful West Michigan. And as typical, there
is always a large number of folks who lose their
power. Its no fun sitting in the dark without
power.It gets hot, and there is no internet or tv,
and gee, you might have to read a book or do some
thing else that is like "old school" to kill time
until it comes back on. Finally, after a day or
two for these unfortunates, a crew comes around
from the utility company, makes it happen, and suddenly
every one is happy again. Interesting. We live in
the city, and the only time we have ever lost power
in the last ten years is when a car accident knocked
out the power transfer station on the corner in our
neighborhood. The folks who always lose power are
the ones who had to get out of the city and move into
the suburbs and the outlying areas. They are also
the ones who complain the loudest when it happens.
Well hey, you want to live in suburbia you pay the
price. get over it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
won't work
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would you mind
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a practical woman
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I'm sorry dear
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a dingbat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e024.html
if something comes up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e025.html
the plants of the family
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e026.html
ugly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e027.html
my love for you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e028.html
fertilizer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
banned commercial - axe - shower girls
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Big NO. 2
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the unexpected
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the belly button does it
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dental appointment
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pepsi jeddi
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
collection of photos
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the most
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power of 10
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The last time Bill was in the hospital, he really enjoyed
himself: Patting the bottoms of the pretty nurses,
offering to show them his circumcision scar, and the like.
One nurse finally had all she could stand of his crude
behavior and said, "A pervert like you should be living
in a whore house!"Bill grinned at her and said, "Well, it
WOULD be cheaper than here, but I can't get my insurance
to pay for it."
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Three scientists were one day discussing what would
happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside
and force fed it for 2 weeks.But because the experiment
had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend
they decided to have a go.A week after the experiment had
started they began to realize WHY the idea had never been tried,
they were stuck for someone to pull the cork out.
One of the scientists came up with the bright idea of training
a monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it
to pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in
for another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the
monitoring equipment and set out to a safe distance.
The first scientist went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles
away and the third went 3 miles. When they were all ready the
first scientist pushed the button to sound the buzzer.
BBBAAANNNGGG!!!!!!!
The third scientist (3 miles away) was up to his ankles in
shit, the second (2 miles away) was up to his knees and the
first (1 mile away) was up to his waist. When the others joined
the scientist who was 1 mile away they noticed that he was in
fits of laughter."What the %$*& is so funny?" asked one of the scientist.
You should have seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in.
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With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the
magic show and rushes down to the big-top. He reaches the gates
just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a
ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. "Where's the magic show?",
he breathlessly asks one employee.The lady replies that she just
saw the magician in the back packing up his bags for the day and
without wasting a minute, the man rushes back to see the show.
He races into the room only to find the magician ready to leave.
"I'm here for the magic show", the guy tells the magician.
"Sorry pal, come back tomorrow I'm going home." replies The Amazing Jonas.
"Look", says the man, "I just paid good money to come in and see a magic
show and that's what I expect!"Visually annoyed, the magician tells him,
"Buddy, I've been here all day and I'd like to go home and see my wife
and kids."With that, the customer becomes more irate and DEMANDS that
he be shown at least one magic trick.
"Okay, you want to see a magic trick?!", Jonas asks. "Pull down your pants."
The man looks skeptical but does as he's told.
"Now bend over and grab your ankles." As he does Jonas walks behind him
and the man flinches. "There," asks the magician."Can you feel my finger
in your ass?"The man winces and replies, "Yeah."
The magician holds both of his hands over the guy's back, wiggles
his fingers in front of his face and shouts, "Ta-Dah."
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face saying,
'Mom, look, I'm a white boy.' His mom slaps him in the face and says,
'Go show your father'..
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, 'Look dad, I'm a
white boy.' His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, 'Go show
your grandmother.'The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says,
'Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy'. His grandmother slaps him in
the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, 'See. Did you learn anything from that?'
To which the boy replies, 'Sure did. I have only been white for
five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans.'
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The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while
covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was
which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to
see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye
and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde
had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's
no need to get upset about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde,
"But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."
BUFFALO BILL
Nandos Chips NAND
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Naughty Song From The Bible Belt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjkaj.htm
Never Trust A Women
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FUN PAGES
Flip Words 2
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Xevious Game
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Jessica Alba's Got Milk Photo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20498&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day !
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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