THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Most kids hear what you say; some kids do what you say;
but all kids do what you do.
~Kathleen C. Theisen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Its amazing. I haven't felt this good in a long long
time! Looks like that hospital stay did me some good
and I am on the mend! I even went out yesterday after
noon and washed the old Crown Victoria. Felt great!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Metro pcs announced the development of a new product
and hopes to have it on the market this fall. Executives
say the product is designed to target seniors. They think
it will make them more interested in getting a cell phone.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what women do
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marrige
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farts
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hand dryer
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the original
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I already ate
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American idol
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for five bux
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oh yuck
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interns
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
condom stretches
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a new move in soccer
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the cost of war
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amazing baseball play
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the eyeball
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I need a haircut
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
God
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mountain goats
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best pictures
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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop
before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a
farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?"
the man asked."I reckon so," replied the farmer.
The puddle immediately swallowed the car as the man
drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll
his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer,
"I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!"
"Well, shoot!" said the farmer, scratching his head.
"It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"
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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 55th
Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they
entered the MGM Hotel/Casino and registered, a sweet young
woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly.
George brushed her off.Harriet objected, "George, that young
woman was nice, and you were So rude." "Harriet, she's a
prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for
'Bambi' to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in
the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and
Bambi walked In, swinging her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate,
$100 tips for special services.."Even George was taken aback.
"$125? I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you
think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye.
"After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said,
"I just can't believe it!" George said, "Let's forget it.
We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."At the bar, as they
sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed
slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25 bucks?"
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A small boy ran down the street in search of a cop.
Eventually finding one, he begged, "Please come back to the
bar with me. My dad is in a fight!" The officer accompanied
him back to the bar where he found three men involved in a
violent fist-fight. "OK, son," said the cop,
"which one is your father?"
"I don't know," said the boy.
"That's what they're fighting about!"
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband
was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and
wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we
were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand
for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said : "Then you use to bite my neck"
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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A banker married an attractive widow with two beautiful
teenage daughters. After several weeks, gossip established
that the banker was making it out well with his stepdaughters.
One day, a friend cornered him and said, "Clyde, I don't mean
to pry, but people are saying you pay more attention to your
step-daughters than your wife."
The banker replied, "Of course I do, why should I touch my
principle when I'm doing so well with my interest."
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You
know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1
rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all
slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck
ready to go.'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip
naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I
say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.'
The next night he came home from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' The
wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!',
the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied, 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
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BUFFALO BILL
Sunrise Gold
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Super Gra
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Surprise During Meal
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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