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Hasbro has made a deal with Graceland to market an Elvis
Mr. Potato Head Doll. The first version with Mr. Potato Head
in a jump suit will be out in August and a Leather version on
the shelves for Christmas. It will probably be a hit with Elvis
collectors, but the King is probably rolling over in his grave
Couple of days ago I mentioned the electronics company that
had been forced to raise wages to 280 dollars a month to stop
strikes and suicides at their plants in China. You do live in a
company dormitory and eat at a company cafeteria so it is
almost like back in the Navy in the seventies but they have better
hours. Anyhow the company who makes the electronics for
the iPhone and iPad says that it's labor costs are too high and
they intend to move to Vietnam and India where labor is still cheap.
Isn't that nice now you can get your tech support in the same
country
as the manufacturer.
Ok it's Wed and things out there are really slow. Half of you just
sobered up from last weekend and the other half are exhausted
from doing your job and waiting for the weekend to start but such
is life. Have a laugh and remember no one gets out of here alive.
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Vol 1809
Katie Chats With Father
Katie: Can we visit father, just you and I?
BJ: Of course Katie what is on your mind?
Katie: Look at me... I am a wreck.
BJ: I do not understand.
Katie: I am starting to get old. My hair is turning white. I do
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Katie perking up: I do?
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Katie: I do not want to grow old.
BJ: There is dying.
Katie: Okay, I can grow old...
BJ: Think about me being home more, playing with you guys, going
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Katie gets closer and wipes a tear from her eye: Live long father,
live
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