THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If you want to lift yourself up,
lift up someone else.
~Booker T. Washington
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A couple of comments from our readers regarding yesterday's
question: should a parent be held responsible if his or
her child brings a gun to school...
ed says
If the parent allowed the child then yes. But in most
circumstances I think you would find the children do so
with out consent. But parents need to take precaution
and inform their children of the consequences of their actions.
But me, What do I know!
Well kids need to be taught right from wrong!
jan says
I, believe a person has a right to own a gun, but also
has the responsibility to know where to put it so that a
child doesn't know where it is. Also he has the responsibility
to teach the child that he or she is not supposed to under
any circumstances touch or pick up a gun that they see any where.
If you gotta have a gun, that is your right under the constitution.
BUT, at the same time, you got kids? its your responsibility
to keep it under lock and key and teach them the right way to
handle it, and its your responsibility to control it, also
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a bad thing?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d080.html
the hell with it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d081.html
I said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d082.html
religion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d083.html
gay test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d084.html
Rapunzel rapunzel, let down your hair!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d085.html
smoking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d086.html
romanticism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d087.html
I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d088.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
VolksWagon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9817.html
go awa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9819.html
ahhhhh!!!!
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paper clip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9820.html
camels and other things
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9821.html
the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9822.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
uncommon churches
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd186.html
summer on the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd187.html
know your beers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd188.html
As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care
required in handling certain valuable household objects.
She pointed to the dining room and said with great
satisfaction, "That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My whole
living room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."
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A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as the Mayor of
Key West, Florida.
After the election results were in, a hord of reporters surrounded
him and began asking him questions on how he won.
A young reporter walked up to him and said: "Mr. Mayor, I understand
that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of
people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies...I even heard
that you kissed a parakeet."
The mayor relied: "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to
the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a
parakeet......I kissed a Cock-or-two."
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Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
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A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle
with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this more often than
every 4 hours," warned the pharmacist."Don't worry," replied the
patient. "It takes me 4 hours to get the lid off!"
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"Muffin, I feel like making love tonight."
"Okay, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But I am always gentle with you, Dearest."
"That's not true. The last time, you woke me up twice!"
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The barber's client looked depressed, so the barber told him, "Cheer
up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn't pay. He drove his
vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A
group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat
around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff's edge."
"Incredible, " said the client. "Who were these kind people?"
"The passengers on the bus."
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Each day a man walked into his stable to ride his horse, John. He
would call out, "Hey there, John, old buddy, how's everything today?"
and then bridle his horse.
One day while going through this routine he said, "Hey there,
John..." when, to his surprise, the horse turned around and
interrupted him!
He said, "For months now, you've walked in here and said, 'Hey there,
John, old buddy, how's everything today?' and I'm tired of it! You
never wait for an answer, and besides, my name is Randy!"
And with that, the horse took off running!
Shocked, the owner took off after the horse trying to catch it.
Seeing the pursuit, his dog joined the chase.
After a while the man became tired and stopped to rest at the side of
the road. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his face as his dog,
who had continued the chase, came back also now breathless, and sat
down beside him.
The man wondered aloud, "I've never heard a horse talk before!"
"Me neither!" said the dog, gasping for air.
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BUFFALO BILL
Tricky Chick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeew.htm
Vizella
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdfrrr.htm
Water park
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtyyt.htm
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FUN PAGES
Hang On Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41532&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
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Beans in Space
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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