THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Failure is not fatal,
but failure to change might be
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Too often we give in to the temptation to push the fast
forward button, to skip ahead to the next page before
we've read the one we're on. As if jumping ahead will
somehow make things better, or easier, or more exciting.
The beauty and the joy of life come in living it through.
Skipping ahead or jumping back will serve only to cheat
you out of the magnificent now.
Live life as it comes. Really live, each moment at a time.
String them together, one after the other. Listen to the
whole symphony from beginning to end, and savor each
passage. Watch the shadows change as the sun rises in
the east and works its way across the sky each day.
Feel the wind against your face as it grows cooler and
then warm.
Take the time to listen, to know, to love those around you.
What a beautiful gift is all of creation and the awareness
that you have of it. Drink in every particle.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in the bathroom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c050.html
sex addiction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c051.html
graffilthy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c052.html
spare some sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c053.html
relax on the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c054.html
remember on your profile
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c055.html
the drivein
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c056.html
pain of divorce
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c057.html
sniffles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c058.html
the team
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c059.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
funny shit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9744.html
funny stuff 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9745.html
bloopers and glitches
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9746.html
random funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9747.html
balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9748.html
office
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9749.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
best pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd148.html
lunar eclipse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd149.html
the wind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd150.html
the human brain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd151.html
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.Two cowboys applied for
the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.She thought
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be
safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching.For weeks, the
two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The
hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock
and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty,
and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
him. She quietly called him over to her.'Unbutton my blouse
and take it off, she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed
them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.'
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light.'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If I ever
catch you wearing my clothes again , you're fired.'
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At the supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a
baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out,
"Mommy! Mommy!" while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurted out, "I don't want to hear the word
mommy for at least ten minutes!"
The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on
his mother's dress and said softly, "Excuse me, miss."
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It was the worst rainstorm of the century.
Half the valley was gone!
Agitated, a man called the rescue hotline.
"Help me. I'm standing in two feet of water!"
The operator at the hotline said,
"That's not exactly a flood a emergency around here."
The man said, "No? I'm calling from the fourth floor!"
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to
Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000
steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke.
He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way
or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th
step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th
step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th
step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."
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A Russian man is walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes
up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 100
rubles.
"No, not worth it!" he says
"OK, how about 50 rubles?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they
are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."
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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend
him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's
expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know
another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial
lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor,
began his testimony."I saw Jed mount his goat from behind,"
he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn
around and lick Jed's pecker."The accused farmer was
devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal
when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him,
"You know, a good goat will do that
BUFFALO BILL
Swan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkjhsk.htm
Texas Shoot Out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdksk.htm
Things Men Will Do For A Cold Beer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dssjssd.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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