THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
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Good morning postman fans!
A Bloomfield Hills third-grader who brought a
loaded gun to school earlier this month could soon
face criminal charges. But should the responsibility
lie with the child or his father?
police want to prosecute the 9-year-old boy who
brought a handgun to Eastover Elementary School on June 1.
The boy was suspended for the rest of the school year,
and the Bloomfield Hills Board of Education voted
to expel him on Friday,
The student reportedly found the registered gun at his
father's house in Detroit, and an attorney representing
the boy says his dad should be the person facing possible
criminal charges in the case.
Don't get me wrong. I am a supporter of the second amendment.
I believe every citizen of this country should be allowed
to keep and bear arms. But in the midst of this freedom also
comes responsibility, and regulations, and maybe just a little
common sense. Lets see, well now, I got the right to defend
my home against the unknown, and other things that go "bump"
in the night, and etc. So, I protect myself. But I also have
children. I got a 9 year old and teens and etc. Where lies
my responsibility? If a parent's child takes a gun to school
should his parents be charged? What do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
alarmed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d070.html
sticky note
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d071.html
do me a favor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d072.html
lost and found
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d073.html
durex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d074.html
bastard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d075.html
marriage registry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d076.html
18 years
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blood test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d078.html
a letter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d079.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Airforce One Inflight refueling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9811.html
Bulldozer rampage in Jerusalem - 02 July 08
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9812.html
Best *FART* Ever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9813.html
3 little pigs-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9814.html
somewhere in Canada
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9815.html
Getaux house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9816.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
unusual aircraft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd183.html
what is your value
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd184.html
ice and snow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd185.html
A fellow on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife.
"My God! I never realized you had such huge droopy breasts."
The wife has a Major dummy spit and throws him out of the room.
While he is sitting in The hall another fellow comes out
down the hall "What happened?" asks the first man."Well"
replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight,
and all I said was "Hells bells! I didn't realize you
had such a big fat droopy Arse..." Then she threw me out.
Just then a third fellow comes storming out into the hall with a face
Like thunder "Hey" says the second fellow, "did you put your foot
in it as well ?""No" says the third fellow,
"But, I bloody well could have!"
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A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary,
so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited
his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was
going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had
great sex for two hours. Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom
to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his
neck. He panicked, wondering what to tell his wife. After the man
unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. "Aha!",
the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to
fight off the affectionate animal. Holding his neck with
one hand, he said, "Honey look what the dog did to my neck!"
"Hell, that's nothing," she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look
what the little fucker did to my tits!"
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A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked
the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a
lawyer for my 'gator."
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There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking
along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over
the lawyer. One day, while making his deliveries, the driver
saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to
the mission. He pulled over and asked the priest if he would like
a ride. The old priest say, "Why, yes, thank you."
As they were driving, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along
and instinctively swerved to hit him, but remembered the priest
was riding with him. He swerved back on the road and kept going
but heard a loud, "thump.'
He checked his rearview mirror and saw nothing... He said to
the priest, "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that lawyer."
The old priest responded, "Don't worry, my son, I got him with my door."
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John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup
pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster
was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way
to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next fall, the bells are not always audible.
BUFFALO BILL
The Chronicles Of The Oba Messiah
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acccdd.htm
Then God Made Woman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxss.htm
The Potato Heads
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axxsszz.htm
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FUN PAGES
Kenai River Run
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Crazy Tyre
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Death by Vending Machine
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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