THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision.
But today well lived makes every yesterday a
dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of
hope. Look well, therefore to this day
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Everything that comes to us, comes to pass or,
more accurately, for us to pass on. Not just the
money in our pocket, but wisdom, objects, ideas,
even opportunities, all come to us, so that, at
the right moment, we can pass them on. This is
called flow. Being in the flow means being aware
that the river of life is flowing to us at every
moment. Being in the flow means accepting whatever
comes and putting it to good use, before passing
it on. Going with the flow means allowing whatever
comes to move on freely, without holding on in any
way. If we do not pass on, we are trying to block
the flow, and that's when we feel pressure in our
life. Pressure is always self-inflicted. Every time
you feel 'under pressure' look at what you need to
release and to pass on to someone else.
Once you do you can...relax...again
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the elevators
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d010.html
questions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d011.html
the new hmo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d012.html
colorblind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d013.html
God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d014.html
bragging
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d015.html
perfect crime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d016.html
I'm not gay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d017.html
hangin out the wash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d018.html
woship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mickey Cartoons — Mickey's Gala Premiere
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9771.html
Ray Charles - I Can't Stop Lovin You
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9772.html
wax and buff that car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9773.html
what did he say?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9774.html
offroad commoad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9775.html
batteries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9776.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
xerox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd161.html
moments of reason
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd162.html
sculptures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd163.html
A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours,
drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three
more. The bartender's having a slow
night and appreciates the business,
but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""
The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip,
and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions
about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from
the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy
another. "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"It's worse than that.
The cream had been churned into butter."
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Outside a Church in Boston a young boy is weeping, and
an old lady approaches him and says, "What's wrong, honey?"
The little boy replies between sobs, "My Grandma
passed away this morning." "I'm so sorry to hear this,"
says the kind old lady. "Do you want me to call
Father O'Riley?" "No," replies the boy.
"Sex is the last thing I have in mind."
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me
a shot of the strongest thing you've got."
He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He then
asks for another one and knocks that one back, too.
After about 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides
that he's going to cut the guy off. He says to the
guy, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Did you have a
fight with your wife or something?" The man sighs
and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that
she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week!"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, what's
wrong with that?"
The man replied, "Well today's the last day!"
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and
I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny,
but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in
the class laughed. My parents told me to always be
truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher
sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not
to do it again. The next day in class my teacher
asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her
it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked
the other children. So I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back
to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told
me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents
taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it
when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
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The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting
an alternative to a group of Wyoming ranchers for
controlling the coyote population. It seems that after
years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of
shooting or trapping the predators, these two groups were
offering a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was
for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then
be castrated and turned loose again. Thus the population
would be controlled. No kidding, this was actually proposed
to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the
Sierra Club and the U.S.F.S. The ranchers listened to the
presentation and then sat there in a sort of dumb-found
silence, trying to make sense of the amazing proposal they
had just heard. Finally, an old boy in the back of the
conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,
"Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those
coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"
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BUFFALO BILL
The Dildo Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6247.htm
The Elk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6248.htm
Three Condoms Please
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6251.htm
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FUN PAGES
Battlefield Assault
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41583&s=n
Beans in Space
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39813&s=n
Blue Lobster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41430&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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