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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Over the weekend I started to receive coupons online for free
Pepsi products and free Doritos with a value of 5.00. If you
think that free Pepsi and Doritos is too good to believe, you
are absolutely right. I'll save you the trouble of going to Snopes,
I think that they start most of the hoaxes themselves anywhere
just so people will see their ads and pop-ups. I went to the
Frito-Lay website and they have a page on this hoax.
http://www.fritolay.com/real-vs-counterfeit-coupon.html
They have of course sent fliers to all of their distributors and
store so if you try to use the coupons in the store they are
either going to laugh at you or call the police because if they
accept the coupons they get stuck for the cost of the chips and
sodas.
About twenty years ago Pepsi was running a contest with numbers
on the inside of the cap and you had to collect the numbers till
they
added up to 21 and you won a hundred bucks. Only problem was
Pepsi had run another number campaign the month before and
there was lots of bottles out there with numbers that would easily
add up to 21 and one store cashed 9 winners over a weekend
only to find out on Monday that none of them qualified. I know some
of the people were contacted by the police but others ended up
with their money and the store paid the bill.
Be careful out there
buffalo
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the
cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies,
'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....
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Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
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I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
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One of the girls just walked into my office and began looking at the
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