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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The Tigers played the Mets last night. The two teams are evenly
matched on paper and the score should have been close but
instead it was 14-6 but not without Murphy's help. In the third
inning with two men on it started to rain and the game went into
a rain delay for an hour. Detroit opted to bring in a relief
pitcher,
a new man just brought up from the Toledo Mudhens when one
of the starters went down to work on some problems he was
having. It must be a lot of pressure to go from Triple A to
pitching in front of New York fans but he seemed to be confident,
at least till he threw the first ball. The ball was up and inside
hitting
the batter in the shoulder and then the helmet with a loud thump
like the sound when you hit a steer in the head with a sledge
hammer. Fortunately his helmet protected him and he went to first
loading the bases. The second pitch was the same as the first
striking the batter in the same place and he went to first, scoring
a
run. After that things got really ugly and the whole line up got
a chance to improve their averages until they brought another
reliever
in.
I hope that he becomes a great pitcher and someday has a chance
to look back on this and laugh.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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"Good evening, Major," replied Roy Rogers.
"Are you' heading home, Sir?" asked the Major.
"I am indeed, yessir, I'm looking forward to a real meal."
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"Like what, Major?"
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"My God! I'd better get over there right away!"
"Just a minute Roy, there's more. There's not much left of your
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"That's terrible, I've got to get home to my family"
"Hold on Roy, there's more. I'm afraid they scalped your five
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"Those savages!! I've got to get home to my wife, she must be
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"Sorry Roy, but there's more. They also raped your wife and
mother before killing them. All the cattle are gone and they put
an arrow through your dog Pal. Most of the house is burned to the
ground and they put poison in your water supply."
"Oh my God! This is the worst day of my life! But still, I'd
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"Hold on, Roy - there's just one more thing . . ."
"Yes Major?"
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Myrddin and Aspazia were having dinner and the conversation got
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I must have let you drop off the radar screen and
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