THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
No price is too high to pay for
the privilege of owning yourself.
Friedrich Nietzsche
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Every day you may make progress.
Every step may be fruitful.
Yet there will stretch out before you
an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending,
ever-improving path. You know you will
never get to the end of the journey.
But this, so far from discouraging,
only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.
Sir Winston Churchill
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
it was good
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camel love
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grand ma says
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town meeting
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what I inherited
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if you can read this
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books
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side effects
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suction
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
CANON de PAgagNINI en "Le plus grand
cabaret du Monde" de TVFrance 2
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Funny Video 22
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Norwegian Post Commercial
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the greatest invention yet
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fairy tale
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comitted
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my wife run off-wav file
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
all kinds of girls
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one day at the waffle house
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political photos
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Becky woke up and told Sam, her husband, about her
last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises.
The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones as low as $10."
Sam asked, "What about one my size?"
She laughed and replied, "Didn't get a bid!"
Sam wanted revenge, so the next morning he told Becky
about his dream. "I was at an auction for vaginas.
The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."
Becky asked, "What about ones like mine?"
Sam responded, "That's where they held the auction."
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A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when
the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this
one. It's our most realistic model." The woman said, "You
mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?"
"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes
it goes soft for the rest of the night..
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The wife of a prominent gentleman was being tried for the murder of her
Third husband. A lawyer asked,
'How about your second
Husband?' asked the lawyer.
'He died of mushroom poisoning, too,' said
The woman.
'Well, then,' asked the lawyer, 'what about your third
Husband?'
The wife, replied, 'He died of a brain concussion.
' The lawyer
Asked, 'Why did that happen?
' The wife paused, and then said, 'He
Wouldn't eat the mushrooms.'
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Ahmed, the Arab, came to Australia from the Middle East
illegally on a boat, as they do, and he was only here a
few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said:
'Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in de bucket,
piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bucket
and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shat in the
bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the
fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel
terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said, 'You were homesick'.
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A little boy and girl were walking along a trail in the woods.
The little girl noticed that some of the animals were behaving oddly.
"Little boy, why is that rabbit on top that other one?" she asked.
The little boys stops to consider his answer, and replies,
"They're making cigarettes."
"Cigarettes?" she says, as they continue walking along.
Pretty soon they approach a couple of raccoons.
The little girl asked, "Are they making cigarettes too?"
"Yea," says the Little boy.
The little girl looks around and says, "It looks like all
the animals are making cigarettes."
"Why don't we make cigarettes," she asked.
The little boy was quick to say "OK!"
A short time latter the little boy and the little girl were
walking out of the woods, when she asked, "Little boy,
what kind cigarettes did we make?"
The little boy stops to think about his answer, then
replies, "Well if you get a hump in your belly it's a
Camel, if you don't it's a Lucky Strike."
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner
read the card; it said, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake
and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm
really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting
angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a
funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with
a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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BUFFALO BILL
3 Condoms Please
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5
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Pigeon
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FUN PAGES
Cake Shop
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Dancing Yoda
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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