THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
When the world says Give up, Hope whispers...
try it one more time
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BURUEA OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
There was a big state dinner at the White House last night in honor
of Mexican President Felipe Calderon. The Mexican president pointed
out that he and President Obama have a lot in common. He said they
are both presidents of two beautiful countries, they're both
left-handed, and they both preside over 40 million Mexican people.
President Obama announced yesterday he plans to send 1,200 troops to
the US-Mexican border. You know who we should hire to protect our
border? It's so simple. Mexicans. They want jobs, they're there
already.
The US Navy announced they are now using sea lions to fight
terrorism. They did a drill this week where they hid a bomb
underwater. A trained sea lion found the bomb in less than a minute.
The bad news? He then balanced the bomb on his nose, threw it back at
the trainer.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
dive bomber
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d060.html
dick n balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d061.html
munching carpet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d062.html
laziness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d063.html
Amish Christmas tree lights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d064.html
a perfect day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d065.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d066.html
the Jerry show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d067.html
backwards
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d068.html
ask for directions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d069.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
October
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too heavy
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stealing for a livin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9806.html
song of freedom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9807.html
bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9808.html
charity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9809.html
soccer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9810.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
I fixed it
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things to do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd181.html
guess the song title
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd182.html
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning
briefing to his staff.. While waiting for the coffee
machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose
a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife
had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to
get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the
question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was"pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75%-25%
in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC
who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion.
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it
has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and
as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was
any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
God Bless the enlisted man..
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A Pastor in Florida lamented that it was very difficult to get his
message across to his congregation.
"It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't
interest them. And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't
scare them."
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Mary and Sue hadn't seen each other for years. When they finally sat
down to lunch, Mary was stunned at how trim and healthy Sue looked.
"My God," she said, "What do you do to stay so fit?"
"Well," answered Sue, "I've found that nothing keeps me trimmer than
having affairs."
"Really!" exclaimed Mary, looking her friend up and down. "You simply
must tell me who does your catering!"
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences
out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward
and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow.
"Your name was written inside the cover."
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An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning
eighty tomorrow. I've hired a hooker for the night, and I'd love to
do it just one more time before I die. Can you give me something
that'll get me up?"
The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff, but I
think in your case I can make an exception for one night."
Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly man
and asked, "How's it going?"
"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've cum three times already."
"That's great," the doctor said. "the hooker must be astounded."
"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet."
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Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q. How do you know if a blonde writes mysteries?
A. She has a check book.
Q. How do you recognize an extroverted engineer?
A. He's looking at YOUR shoes while talking to you.
Q. What's worse than a cardboard box?
A. Paper tits!
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BUFFALO BILL
Eric O Shea
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfdr.htm
Escuta Essa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/athyuj.htm
Examendeprostata
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajhhgjh.htm
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FUN PAGES
Maze Stopper
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41753&s=n
Spy Hunter Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41558&s=n
Adriana Lima Compilation
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20495&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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