THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"The friend in my adversity I shall
always cherish most. I can better trust
those who helped to relieve the gloom
of my dark hours than those who are so ready
to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity."
Ulysses S. Grant
GO0D MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted
a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to
a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last
nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He
looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the
back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents
and cost a good deal of money." The boy dropped his head
for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled
out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.
"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed
by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face
against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy
noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly
another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller.
Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the
little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best
to catch up...."I want that one," the little boy said,
pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side
and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be
able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached
down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing
so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg
attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up
at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
and he will need Someone who understands."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what's the difference
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d090.html
always out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d091.html
topless women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d092.html
sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d093.html
I should tell you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d094.html
I don't mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d095.html
stupidity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d096.html
strange attraction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d097.html
an arab bus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d098.html
an unfortunate suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d099.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
puppet sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9823.html
natural disasters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9824.html
Magic Box - Funny Animation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9825.html
kiwi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9826.html
police shootout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9827.html
Spiderman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9828.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the great depression
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd189.html
invasion of chinese products
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd190.html
funny pics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd191.html
Judy was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.
She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats too?"
Judy: "I don't know... I haven't learned how to cook those yet."
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A grade school teacher was grading a science test at home
that she had given to her class and was reading some of
the results to her husband.The subject was the human body,
and the first question was: Name one of the major functions
of your skin."
One child had written: "To keep people who look at you
from throwing up."
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Walter was sitting in the doctor's office for his annual
physical, going over a few fine points about his health
with his doctor. The doctor said, "Your blood pressure is
a little high, Walter. You need to watch your diet and
lose a little weight." "But doc, I'm losing weight more
and more each day." "Oh, really? How are you doing it?"
asked the doctor. "Well, just six weeks ago, I'd eat
lunch at 12:00 and have a snack around 3:00. Just today,
I had breakfast at 7:30, waited two hours, had a snack at
9:30 and then I waited an hour and a half and ate lunch at
11:00. Then I waited 45 minutes and had a snack before coming here."
"And with this regiment, you're losing weight?" asked the doctor.
"Yeah," Walter said excitedly. "More meals and less wait!"
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Paddy was asked if he preferred legs or breasts.
He replied that he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies.
He was informed that this wasn't an option when
choosing a KFC bargain bucket.
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A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only
six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What
happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er... I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him
the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."
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The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate
because the river was rising.
One door they came to, the man said "God will save me".
The river continued to rise and he was forced to move everything
to the second floor of his house.
A man in a boat came by and offered to save him.
Again he said "God will save me".
Pretty soon the second story was flooded and he was forced to
get on the roof of his house.
A helicopter came by and tried to save him and yet again he said
"God will save me".
It wasn't long before the house was completely covered and the
man died and went to heaven.
He confronted God with "Why didn't you save me, God?"
And God said "I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter.
Why did you stay in the house?"
BUFFALO BILL
Speed Bump
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdew.htm
Terrorist Attack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdrr.htm
That Look
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeee.htm
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FUN PAGES
Bowser Ball
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41602&s=n
Six Finger Monkey
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41425&s=n
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
that's all folks!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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