THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A man's country is not a certain area of land,
of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle;
and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
George William Curtis
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to
a man on a bench near a playground.
"That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a
little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.
"He's a fine looking boy" the man said. "That's my
daughter on the bike in the white dress."
Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter.
"What do you say we go, Melissa?"
Melissa pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad.
Please? Just five more minutes."
The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her
bike to her heart's content. Minutes passed and the
father stood and called again to his daughter.
"Time to go now?"Again Melissa pleaded,
"Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "OK."
"My, you certainly are a patient father,"
the woman responded.The man smiled and then said,
"Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver
last year while he was riding his bike near here. I
never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give
anything for just five more minutes with him. I've
vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa.
She thinks she has five more minutes to ride her bike.
The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch her play."
Life is all about making priorities, what are your priorities?
Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time today!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d001.html
America's talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d002.html
we brothers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d003.html
Mr. Clown
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d004.html
look up sister
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d005.html
what is love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d006.html
swinging cruise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d007.html
home coming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d008.html
going to bed with a good book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
when its not your time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9769.html
the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9770.html
skunk prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9765.html
Funny Sex Experience!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9766.html
Playboy's From the Mouths of Babes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9767.html
Tribute to Veterans
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9768.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
animal tracks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd158.html
naturelle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd159.html
a myster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd160.html
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Two widows were visiting in the lounge of the Seniors'
Center. "Well," one said, "Margaret has just cremated
her third husband.""Yeah, that's the way it goes,"
replied the other widow. 'Some of us can't find a
husband, and others have husbands to burn!"
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A guy is walking down the street and he's really horny.
So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only
has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes
to the next brothel. But since he has only five dollars,
they kick him out as well. By this time he is super horny,
so he goes to the next brothel and says, "Look, I only
have five dollars. I'm really horny and I need a blow job!"
The manager takes pity on him and says, "OK, for five
dollars I can give you a penguin!"
"What's a penguin?" he asks.
The manager grins, "You'll find out!"
He takes the five dollars and leads the horny man
into a bedroom. The horny guy unzips his pants and waits
for the penguin. Soon a whore comes in and starts giving
the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he is about to come,
she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her
with his pants around his ankles, shouting,
"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENGUIN?!"
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The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite
a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom
to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love
to Sir Archibald Carpley.The irate Lord stood stiffly and
loudly berated his wife for her infidelity.
With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he had
taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down
farm, given her a fine home,provided her with servants,
expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his
Lordship then turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Archie -- you might at least
stop fucking my wife's pussy while I'm talking!"
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'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little
Sammy. 'It ain't my fault this time,' Miss Crabtree
'You can blame this'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three
hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!' Now Miss Crabtree
had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.
Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he
meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the
flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old
friends, but he always told her the truth. 'You see Miss
Crabtree; out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote.
The last few nights he done ate six hens and killed Ma's
best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy hear a noise out
in the chicken pen, he grabbed His shot gun and said to Ma,
'That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'' 'Stay back,
he whispered to all us kids!'He was naked as a jaybird,
no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled,
just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck That double
barreled 12 Gauge shot gun through the window of the coop.As
he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind,
our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and comes sneaking'
up behind Daddy. Then as we All looked on plumb helpless;
old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's crack! 'Miss Crabtree,
we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!'
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His girl's proud father was leading a young suitor through
the voluminous pages of the old family album. After seeing
scores of members of the clan, the young man was finally
shown the picture of a solid-looking old gentleman. "This,"
said the father proudly, "is the founder of the family."
"What did he do?" asked the young man.
"He founded the family," the older man said again.
"I mean, sir," the suitor floundered,
"what did he do to distinguish himself?"
"He was the founder of the family," the father rasped
in exasperation."I understand that, sir," the suitor sighed.
"I just wondered what the old gent did in the daytime."
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3rd World Bomb Squad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/61627.htm
ICTV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6241.htm
Leno Photo Booth
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6242.htm
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FUN PAGES
Balloon Eater
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38556&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
Blue Lobster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41430&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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