THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Violence isn't always evil.
What's evil is the infatuation with violence
Jim Morrison
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is a real bitch when you grow old.
you find out, remarkably, that you are NOT
invincible as you thought you were in your
20s and 30s. Things start to get a little
more difficult. Sometimes they even prevent
you from doing what you love. I dearly hate
missing an issue of the page each day. I think
I probably laugh harder at the jokes than what
you folks do. And when I miss a day, you can
bet there are circumstances beyond my control.
Yesterday just happened to be one of them days.
At first I thought I would be "away" longer. But
fortunately, it was only a day and I'm glad to
be back at it again.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Jake found
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d110.html
I broke that promise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d111.html
id required
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d112.html
I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d113.html
body language
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d114.html
fingers crossed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d115.html
before and after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d116.html
you don't understand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d117.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ridiculous Infomercial for the Colgate Wisp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9835.html
Funny Prank - LOL! Wal Mart Bag Prank!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9836.html
fart prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9837.html
pepsi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9838.html
lil rascals:)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9839.html
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A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked
what it would be charged for styling cuts. Upon being
told that it would be fifty dollars, she was outraged.
"I only pay thirty for my own haircut!" she said.
The groomer said, "That may be true, ma'am, but then
I'm quite certain that you don't bite!"
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Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to
go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone, I want
you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean your room,
and mow the grass." When they returned Dad observed that
NOTHING had been done! Dad was very upset. He asked Drew,
"What have you been doing while we were gone?"
Drew replied in a low voice, "Nothing..."
Dad then turns to Timmy and asks, "What have YOU been doing?"
Timmy replied, "Helping Drew."
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To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the
busy street in front of their home, my sister and
brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway.
After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was
ready to attach the lock to complete the job. He was working
on the yard-side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when
he dropped the screwdriver he was using, and it rolled under
the gate, out of his reach. "I'll get it, Daddy," Laura called,
nimbly crawling under the newly-erected barrier. Then she
retrieved the screwdriver, returned, crawling under the barrier
again, and said, "Here, Daddy!"
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith have been back from their honeymoon for two
weeks when Mr. Smith comes home from work and says that he
has invited four of his friends from the office home for
dinner on Friday night. The wife is a bit apprehensive,
and asks if she must cook a meal for the four. The husband
explains that there will be eight coming over, because each
man will bring his wife. Since this is their first party,
the husband consoles his wife by saying that all she has to
do is get Chinese food in and, perhaps, she can bake a cake.
This sounds like a good idea, and they sit down and decide
what Chinese food to get. Friday morning, his wife calls
the office in tears. She explains that the only cake recipe
she has will only feed six people. Hubby suggests,
"Why don't you just double the recipe?" She decides that is
a good idea. At four, hubby gets another phone call --
this time quite frantic. "I just can't do it," wifey weeps.
"It's impossible!"
"Now, now, what's the matter?"
"Well, their recipe calls for two eggs..."
"So, you use FOUR eggs. Don't you have them?"
"Yes -- then it needs four cups of flour."
"Well," hubby says rather testily, "you will have to use
eight cups of flour -- what is the problem?"
"It isn't the ingredients," his wife sobs, "it says
that the cake must be baked at 350º F and I have checked
the oven, and I can't turn the heat up to 700º F!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Kangaroo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90208.htm
Pancakes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90209.htm
Paris speaks out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90210.htm
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FUN PAGES
M&M Empire
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38557&s=n
Death by Vending Machine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41422&s=n
Rino Unicorn
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41410&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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