THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A positive attitude may not solve
all your problems but it will annoy
enough people to make it worth the effort.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In 2007, Scott Thomas Zeilinski robbed a Michigan store at
knifepoint. He threatened to kill several employees while
holding the weapon to their throats,
reported WXYZ, a Detroit ABC affiliate.
As he was fleeing, an employee shot him in the arm and back.
And now, Zeilinski, who is serving 8 to 22 years in jail
for the crime, is suing that same store to pay him more
than $125,000 for his pain, suffering
and emotional distress.
Now isn't that just a fine how do you do?
You want to know why our court system moves so
slowly? I don't suppose it could be that its
caused by people who jam it with stupid cases
like this, do you? And you know, that guy will
probably find some judge who will rule in his favor.
I wonder, do you suppose the store owner could find
someone he could pay to knock off Thomas for
say, somethinglike 25 thousand? it would save him
a hundred grand. I think it would be money well spent.
It would save thousands for the government too, not having to keep him
locked up, and society would be a much better place.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is once
again looking down in the dumps.
"Whats wrong now Bob," asked Bill.
Bob replies, "They called in a management team
and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test
to see what they were best suited for."
"Yeah, so whats the problem with that," asks Bill.
Bob sighs, "Well it seems that I am best suited for unemployment."
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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate
demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once
against his young bride.
"What's the problem?" asked his lawyer.
"I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for Breach
Of Contract," snapped the oil man.
"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer.
"I mean your wife isn't a piece of property;
you don't own her!"
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as
hell expected exclusive drillin' rights!
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A few years ago, Todd and his now ex-wife, Sarah,
were throwing a dinner party. Todd, who is very
thin and bony, was walking around the house
wearing only his boxers. Sarah came out of the
kitchen and said, "Hey, the guests are gonna be
here any minute. Go and put something on."
"No, I won't," said Todd says. "I want everybody
to see just how poorly you feed your husband."
"Really?" replied Sarah. "Then take your boxers
off, too. That way you can show everyone
just how poorly you feed your wife."
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Mrs. Harrison was talking to her hair stylist. "It's silly," she
said, "but my daughter has some sort of crazy idea about losing her
hair."
"What do you mean?" the beautician asked. "Well, I overheard her on
the phone the other day telling her best friend that she hoped she'd
be bald soon."
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A woman who works for the state of California got a call from a man
who paused when she told him the name of her agency. He then asked
her to repeat it. "It's the Governor's Office for Elderly Affairs,"
she told him again.
There was another pause. "For gosh sakes, sign me up," he said. "I
didn't do too well when I was young."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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