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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
BURBANK, CA (NBC) - It's the decision that's rocking
the comic book world. Could it be that red-headed
Archie has finally chosen between Betty and Veronica?
For over 60 years, America's perennial teen Archie has
dated the all American sweetheart Betty,
and the sultry, sexy vamp, Veronica.
And as the decades came and went Archie was never able
to choose between these two beauties vying for his
attention. Though the smart money was always on the
all American boy ending up with the all American girl.
That would be Betty. So you can imagine the outrage in
the comic book world when in issue 600, there on the cover
is Archie on bended knee offering that coveted ring to
Veronica while a clearly distraught Betty looks on,
tears already flying off her face. Even Archie's buddy
Jughead looks a little broken hearted
What's next for Archie and Veronica? Do you think for
the next 60 years the two comic strip characters will
settle down, buy a house and have a passle of kids?
Sigh, its a sure sign you are getting old when
even your favorite comic strips are growing up:(
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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At his wedding was a mouse shouting and congratulating
the lion "All the best my brother.... Good Luck.... ."
Hearing the mouse claim that the lion getting married is
his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and
asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a
lion be your brother? You are only a mouse!"
The Mouse replies....
"I was also a Lion before I got married".
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France,
and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the
array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.
"Do you have something in mind?" she asked.
"I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied.
"That's why I want a nice gift."
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woman married three times walked into a bridal shop
one day And told the sales clerk that she was looking
for a wedding gown for her Fourth wedding.
'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk,
'exactly what type And color dress are you looking for?'
The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't
take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are
considered more appropriate for brides who are being
married the first time, for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory or
Sky blue would be nice.''Well,' replied the customer, a
little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure
you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain as Innocent as a first-time bride. 'You see,
my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he Died as we were checking into our hotel.
'My second husband and I got into such a terrible
fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that
we had that wedding annulled immediately and never
spoke to each other again.''What about your third husband?'
asked the sales clerk. 'That one was a Democrat,' said
the woman, 'and every night for our years, he just sat
on the edge of the bed and told me how good it Was going
to be, but nothing ever happened.'
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Moshe and Miriam, a young orthodox married couple, were
expecting their first baby. Unfortunately, Miriam's
water broke on Shabbos and they had no choice but to
call for a taxi to take them to the hospital's maternity
ward. Because Moshe wanted to try and minimize the
Shabbos violation, he told the dispatcher that he must
send them only a non-Jewish driver.
The taxi quickly arrived, but when Moshe and Miriam were
getting in, they overheard the dispatcher on the two-way
radio ask the driver, "Have you picked up the anti-
Semites yet?"
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"Doctor, can you tell me what I can do to keep from
getting pregnant?"
"Why certainly, just eat peanut brittle."
"I love Peanut Brittle! Before or after?"
"Neither before nor after. Instead of!"
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The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where
did you hear it?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained,
"you don't know what it means."
"I do, too," Jeffrey corrected.
"It means the car won't start."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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