Adult Adult
We had an awesome thunderstorm last night and I stayed up
late and watched Star Trek reruns. I don't know whether it is
my new sleep patterns or just simple writer's block but I have
had trouble of late putting out a good story. So instead of
rambling on further, I'll just wish you a great weekend and hope
next week is better....
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
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2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a
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3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child.
She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs."
She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard!"
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5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor,
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6. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked
up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies".
So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it
out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair.
She cried.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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"I understand the modesty that would make a young lady hesitate to
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to
rise."
And still not a woman stirred.
Wrath now moved the priest. "Will you, for the fear of experiencing
a
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And as his thunderous tones died away, a young lady, far in the
rear,
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The preacher stared with astonishment at her. "Young woman, I have
asked
for virgins to stand."
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Parting Chips
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1663
Surfin' Dude
Rudy falls asleep and Katie gets the remote.
Katie: I want to surf some the classic sports channels and see what
I have missed.
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A-Rod at the plate, he swings and it is a deep fly ball it is going,
going
it could be, it could be, it could be....
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Never was came in first, Could have been second, and Pretty babe
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the
45, the 40, the 35...the...
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Twenty seven points for Larry Bird in the first half, an amazing
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Bowl another strike in the crucial tenth frame when all the money
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Sonny Liston weighing in at 280 pounds, his hands are like hammers
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