THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The question is not what a man can scorn,
or disparage, or find fault with, but what he
can love, and value, and appreciate.
~John Ruskin
Get a FREE pre paid Walmart master card
http://tinyurl.com/lpenwx
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We have been discussing the benefit of
a US invasion of Canada. Of course, we
have documented how happy it would make
CNN with great news ratings, and the cable
companies would be happy too, since their
subscription rates would increas. But just
think of all the other possibilities! The
manufacturers of Molson's beer would be happy
because the Canadians would start
throwing beer cans at the marines and consumption
would increase. Governor Granholm would
be happy because she could Michiganize the
Mackinac bridge from the bridge authority in
order to provide protection, and then the
State of Michigan would gain revenue from
collecting fares from increased bridge crossings.
The state could cease all their payments
to layed off auto workers and draft them
into the Michigan natinal guard. See how well
everything would work? The interesting thing
is that the same war wouldn't work so well
if the US invaded Mexico. In the first place,
the air force would have to establish no fly
zones so they don't strafe the muarijaunna fields.
(Don't want to cripple the Mexican economy)
Then they would have to cancel afternoon operations
during siesta time also, because war footage is pretty
boring when every one is taking a nap. Yep,
invade Canada. Boost tv ratings and it would
give the Royal Canadian army a chance to improve
their throwing arm:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
_________________
THE COMICS
not what I meant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p030.html
a four hour errection
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p031.html
the new monopoly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p032.html
the back seat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p033.html
in 7 or 8 days
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p034.html
give
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p035.html
open wide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p036.html
Brad had a blind date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p037.html
a weekend off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p038.html
______________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bad bus ride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6045.html
bad breath
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6046.html
Don't send a man to the grocery store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6047.html
James Morrison The Last goodbye
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6048.html
Corn on the cob doggy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6049.html
I want some of that!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6050.html
Let me get this straight.
Obama's health care plan will be written by a
committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it,
signed by a president who smokes,
funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes,
overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and financed by a country that is broke.
What could possibly go wrong?
______________
A secretary, out with appendicitis, was being visited
by a co-worker in the hospital.
"How are things at the office going, Claudia?" she asked.
"Well, they're all sharing your work. Jody is making
the coffee, Louise is reading all your magazines, and
Cathy is making it with the boss."
_______________
Women on Haircuts:
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!
Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she
was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think
it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to
get my hair cut like that, but I think my face
is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.
And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -
that would look so cute I think. I was actually
going to do that except that I was afraid
it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would
kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well
on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short
they are? If I had your shoulders I could get
clothes to fit me so much easier. (etc...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men on Haircuts:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
______________
A business executive injured his leg skiing
one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday,
the leg was very swollen and he was
having difficulty walking, so he called
his physician at his home.
The doctor told him to soak it in hot water.
He tried soaking it in hot water but the leg
became more swollen and painful.
His maid saw him limping and said, "I don't know,
I'm only a maid, but I always thought it was better
to use cold water, not hot, for swelling."
He tried switching to cold water and the swelling
rapidly subsided. On Sunday afternoon he called his
Dr. again to complain. "Say, what kind of a doctor
are you anyway? You told me to soak my leg in hot
water and it got worse. My maid told me to use cold
water and it got better." "Really?" answered the doctor,
"I don't understand it; my maid said to use hot water."
___________
BUFFALO BILL
Get Flashed
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010902.htm
Little Brother
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010903.htm
Mohammed Brand Condoms
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010904.htm
Man In Line
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010905.htm
___________
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Boxhead Zombie Wars
http://tinyurl.com/d5xh43
Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon
http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6
Don't Trust Toothpaste
http://tinyurl.com/mv5how
___________
SYDESJOKES LIST
Base Jumping
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000125.html
Baseball Strike
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000126.html
Basket Girl
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000127.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment